[Good day, Trench, and welcome to... whatever this is going to be. Here is one Palamedes, sitting at his desk in what may be broadly recognizable as his office in the Sanctuary, whether or not one has been in it before (it has, these days, a distressing worm-on-a-string curtain in place of a door). Palamedes shuffles through some papers, tsks, and gets up to simply walk off screen, although this is not an accidental post, for he does call back:]Damn my filing system! Hold on, don't look away.
[So now: the sounds of shuffling, and also, footsteps on a ladder? Then the eventual soft thump as he hops back down, and finally his several layered cardigans masquerading as a torso coming back into view, before he sits back down in the chair with a hearty squeak of rusty metal.
He has even more papers now. A small pile of notebooks, actually, which he folds his hands atop before properly regarding the camera.]So! I wrote a book. Are any of you in the publishing business? Here, locally, or otherwise? My wheelhouse is firmly the academic, and literature— while a passion project— is a field I know far less about. As such: publishing. Any tips welcome.
I am
also in the market for some cover art, I think. My artistic talents leave a lot to be desired, but I've produced some helpful mock-ups, somewhere around here...
[Just kidding they're right here ready and waiting, and so he holds them up side by side:
( cut for Incredible Artwork )
...So, yes. His handwriting is, of course, perfectly legible.]Like I said: I'm an academic, not an artist. I'll pay you in whatever you like, blood or stone or-
[and he leans briefly off camera again, to mutter, then he's back] -or scones! Good ones, for people into that kind of thing.
[Yahoo... Draw him a horny squidmance cover page... This is ordinary.]Obviously, children need not apply.
Oh, and the working title is
Ceasefire of the Senses: A Treatise on the Juxtaposition of Passion and Reason, unless you happen to be my cruelest critic and dearest spouse, love of my life, in which case "that title is ridiculous" and it's actually called "
that story in your fifty notebooks." Regardless.
[He pats the pile of notebooks, like, his title is good actually? This might be a thinly veiled opinion poll about the title.]And as it's the season, again, if anyone needs a professional hand with their lockjoint, come down to the Lumenarium- or Sanctuary- and ask for Palamedes. I'll take care of it with a silk touch; you get to keep the stones. Drawings of squids entirely voluntary for that one.