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deernet2022-01-21 10:50 pm
alternia_strength) wrote in deernet2022-01-21 10:50 pm
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Video - UN: CentaursTesticle
[It wasn't exactly intentional that this was a video. He wasn't in entirely the right head space right now. Equius was sitting there, staring at his omni, trying to type out a message and clearly looking agitated, gloomy and broiling on the edge of fury. There was just one problem.
he didn't look like Equius at all. He looked like some gloomy, very buff goth teenager with perpetual bags under his eyes, a lit cigarette in one hand. He looked extremely human, and the only reason it was obvious who this was, was the fact that nobody in their right mind would ever use THAT as their screen name. Only him. He growled through teeth that looked like they'd had more than their fair share of chips.]
This situation is intolerably excremental. When I sought to accomplish the shedding performance this was not to be the result. This frame is so floppy and weak. My bones ache and creak and the fluids in my veins are even more wrong than they should be. I would punch something to get it out of my system, but my knuckles are not up to this at present.
Bah, perhaps one of these nattering humans knows how to reverse this effect. They must be aware of ...
...
Wait.
[Squint. He glared at the camera as ashes spilled from the cigarette, his eyes widening. Lips quivered and he practically screeched at an octave usually reserved for the hearing range of dogs.]
THIS THING IS SET TO VIDEO!
GAH!
YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING!
I COMMAND IT!
(OOC: Equius is Human for a week. Enjoy the show! It'll be awful.)
he didn't look like Equius at all. He looked like some gloomy, very buff goth teenager with perpetual bags under his eyes, a lit cigarette in one hand. He looked extremely human, and the only reason it was obvious who this was, was the fact that nobody in their right mind would ever use THAT as their screen name. Only him. He growled through teeth that looked like they'd had more than their fair share of chips.]
This situation is intolerably excremental. When I sought to accomplish the shedding performance this was not to be the result. This frame is so floppy and weak. My bones ache and creak and the fluids in my veins are even more wrong than they should be. I would punch something to get it out of my system, but my knuckles are not up to this at present.
Bah, perhaps one of these nattering humans knows how to reverse this effect. They must be aware of ...
...
Wait.
[Squint. He glared at the camera as ashes spilled from the cigarette, his eyes widening. Lips quivered and he practically screeched at an octave usually reserved for the hearing range of dogs.]
THIS THING IS SET TO VIDEO!
GAH!
YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING!
I COMMAND IT!
(OOC: Equius is Human for a week. Enjoy the show! It'll be awful.)