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𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 ([personal profile] givehead) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-02-04 02:39 am

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(The video feed opens up to Dirk squatting on the shoreline next to the Salt Lake. Behind him, the lake is shimmering with a brilliant pink light beneath the moonlight. Dirk's so still and pale that he looks like a statue. At least he does until he shifts back onto his heels. He's thoroughly drenched, only wearing a pair of sweatpants, some of his hair already frozen into peaks. By some miracle (or sheer force of will) he's not shivering.

Probably because he's beyond cold at this point. He's totally vibing with the bite.)


As a pro tip, taking a dip in the Salt Lake is good for the mind.

(...This was not an intentional discovery, but you would never know by how calmly he's speaking. His teeth aren't even chattering. He stands up. He places his hands on his hips. Dirk stares up at the moon, exhaling slowly, his breath forming a bit of fog in the air.)

Ironically, this helps with lockjoint too. (He raises his hands and turns them over as proof that he wasn't suffering from lockjoint due to the conditions. Granted, if he kept standing around in the cold like a jackass and the saltwater dried off...Hm. He curls his hands into fists.)

Just thought this would be an appreciated service announcement. I'm gonna go hit up Achelliac. See ya'll on the flip side.
natzoom: ([:|] u can't come into the blanket fort)

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[personal profile] natzoom 2022-02-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
...that seems like a terrible idea.

[How to make friends and influence people, Natsume style.]
natzoom: ([:|] well that's odd)

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[personal profile] natzoom 2022-02-06 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Natsume feels extremely normal about the whole thing!! He hasn't thought about it a bit!! Shut up!!

He's going to pretend he doesn't know what Dirk could possibly be referring to, and focus on the important part:
] You should probably get inside. Before you ice over. [A pause.] You seem...different.
natzoom: ([:|] new number who dis)

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[personal profile] natzoom 2022-02-08 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[None whatsoever, glad everyone agrees. Also stop grinning.]

You should get some, then. [Sounds like a you problem, Dirk!!!

That prompts more scowling. If he says "no", it'll be construed as a compliment, and if he says "yes" it'll be acknowledging Thoughts that Shouldn't Be. So finally Natsume settles for:
] He was very tall. How many versions of you are running around?
natzoom: ([>(] major sass ahoy)

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[personal profile] natzoom 2022-02-17 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have any sweaters in size giant. [Just because you're literally five feet tall, Nats...

Then he frowns, looking taken aback.
] That's -- more than I anticipated. Are they all here? At the same time? [Very huffily:] I didn't notice.
natzoom: ([>(] listen here u little shit)

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[personal profile] natzoom 2022-02-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
-- stop that. That isn't going to make you warmer. [He's like someone's MOM, jeez.

The explanation makes some kind of sense. Like...shape-shifting. Sort of. Maybe Dirk is some sort of supernatural creature. It'd certainly make sense. That last comment makes Natsume's ears turn bright red, so he of course refuses to address it.
]

I see. Well, I wish you luck, then. Having an extra set of powers on top of...all that sounds like a lot.