unphase: (baker baker can you explain)
꧁༺ 𝓣𝓲𝓷𝔂𝓪 𝓦𝓪𝔃𝔃𝓸 ༻꧂ ([personal profile] unphase) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-02-17 10:18 am

video // open (CW: blood, bartering for blood possibly)

[the video opens on Tinya sitting primly in an low backed armchair, Moonlight on her lap with Polly and Smudge playing at her feet. her expression is a pleasant one, though she was dreading the reactions to what she had to say.

but best get right to the point]


I've heard of batcats and that the only way to tame them is to feed them bowls of blood. Unfortunately for me, my blood turns solid when I try that method. So, I was wondering if anyone else would be willing to volunteer? I've found some very pretty geodes that would be good for bartering purposes. Any volunteers would get at least one.

[and a slightly awkward shrug and a smile]

What can I say, I love cats.

((OOC: please be advised to not use harm to cats in responses. thanks!))
theindependent: (fair enough)

[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I take your point, but at the same time, think how useless a blood-based economy would be when we replenish it so fast.

[The writer in him is coming up with all kind of half-formed metaphors about blood from stones and the irony of inflation caused by bleeding people dry, et cetera. He ignores them.]

So they're...like gargoyles, then? Sentient gargoyles?
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[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
...That's an impressive resume.

[Coming from the guy whose world doesn't even have space travel, let alone evidence of extraterrestrial life, and who deeply wishes it did.]

I've got no basis for comparison at all, except science fiction.
theindependent: (wat)

[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-22 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is there ever. Some of the questions that spring to mind, like oh wow so is your entire culture matriarchal then, seem a bit too obvious, and others would be too esoteric, but he'll go for the basics.]

My planet can't even get all of its countries represented by a single entity. How many galaxies does your mother govern?
theindependent: (writing)

[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-23 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[That neatly answers the other question on the tip of his tongue, about which other planets constituted the United Planets and whether Earth--or something like Earth--was one of them.]

I was going to ask how you managed to travel between the two. Who are your teammates, exactly, to be doing that sort of exploring? Is this something different from your job as the ambassador's assistant?
theindependent: (devious)

[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-23 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? That's fun. So did I. Though I'm sure adding powers and intergalactic threats to the menu allows for a level of drama I can't even imagine.

[All Trent did was get himself fired from a newspaper.]
theindependent: (hiding amusement)

[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-23 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Once again, Trent is reminded that he could pretty much be the dad of this entire town. It is what it is. He sounds amused.]

That's got to make for great headlines. What exactly is your power?
theindependent: (Default)

[personal profile] theindependent 2022-02-25 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Some things really are as universal as it gets, aren't they.

[Trent feels perfectly comfortable judging the intergalactic paparazzi here, even though his detractors like to tell him he's part of the same media machine doing the same exact thing. He maintains that they are stupid and wrong.]

But that is a shame about the ability. It's something to do with the blood stuff, I've heard. On that note, when would you like to come collect? I'll hydrate beforehand.