video; un: dovahkiin

[fusrodaaaah]

[What has turned Melius' omni on ... is not human. Or even a big lizard. It's a bat-like wing, attached to a cat-sized dragon. His omen, actually. Her eyeball takes up a big potion of the screen until she decides it's turned on for real. Then she scrambles backward, walking like a bat on legs and wing.]

Haas! [She squawks.] Haasaan hofkah!

[Does she care no one can understand her? Nope. Not a bit. She scrambles backward further, until Melius can be seen.]

[At a counter. In what looks like a shop of some kind. He's working very carefully with a mortar and pestle, temporarily ignoring his Omen's chatter. Until, at least, she turns to him and yells:]

DOVAHKIIN!

[Then, the Argonian jumps like a scared cat, floundering where he stands until his brain reboots itself. He looks to the dragon. Then to the Omni. And for a split second, debates the merits of diving behind the counter, out of sight. Instead... he just meekly waves a hand.]

Um. Hi. Uh. This... this is... Potion Hut? I... I make potions. Um.

Bye!

[Then he does duck away. Leaving his omen to cut the video feed. How's that for a business advertisement? It's not great, but hey, the Potion Hut really is open for business!]

Comments

[fusrodaaaah]

S-sorry, I - I forgot. Um.

Crenshaw. It's there. And I have um. I make... healing potions. Resistance potions. Some um. Poison cures.

[measuringdicks]

Jesus, you're really new to this advertising shit, huh? B for the effort, dude, but you really gotta hire a PR guy for the next time you do this.

Oh, poison cures? [As someone running a clinic, that immediately piques Richie's interest.] Is it just a general poison cure that works on most poisons, or are there specific kinds I have to buy? And d'you have training courses?

[fusrodaaaah]

I'm. I'm sorry. I don't - I don't... speak a lot. To many people.

[Understatement of the century.]

It's - it's just a general cure. There are um, there are a lot of different ingredients but they all - they all work. [Despite the stammering voice, he absolutely could rattle them off if need be.] Courses? You - you want to learn?

[measuringdicks]

Lucky for you, that's what PR guys are there for. They can talk to people for you.

[He nods.] Yeah! 'Course. I run a clinic, I have to learn this shit so I don't accidentally fuck somebody's organs up.

[fusrodaaaah]

I um. I don't know what... PR means.

[His bad!!]

[But then he perks up a bit.] Oh! Um. I can just - I can send you some potions! Or um. Show you basic... healing potions.