un: FLYHIGH (text & video)

[asas]

okay picanha put this in tall so the people can see it
YEAH ALRIGHT SEAL ON ME
KOZ ORPHANAGE NOW TAKING DONATIONS FOR MANAGING OF CLUB OF SPORTS VOLUNTEERS AND CLUB OF SPORTS
EXPLOSION EMOJI EXPLOSION EMOJI EXPLOSION EMOJI

WANT TO TEACH TO KIDS SPORTS OR TO ART OR SOMETHING ON WHAT YOURE GOOD
YOU WANT TO LEARN TOGETHER
GO TO KOZ ORPHANAGE
BRING YOUR INNER PROFESSOR
AND EQUIPMENT
APPROVED BY THE PROFESSOR SASUKE FAN PAPER
PLAY HARD GO HARD FUN HARD
AK
WE HAVE A CLUB OF VOLLEYBALL
MAKE MORE TEAMS FOR MANY ONE REAL GAME
CURRENT TRAINERS: SHŌYŌ HINATA #21 WING SPIKER FOR ASAS SÃO PAULO SILVER MEDALIST IN TOKYO OLYMPICS 2020 FOR JAPAN AND TORU OIKAWA #17 SETTER FOR SAN JUAN GOLD MEDALIST IN TOKYO OLYMPICS 2020 FOR ARGENTINA
DONT WORRY IM NOT MAD
PARIS 2024 OWNED BY JAPAN GOLD MEDAL
IN NEED OF CURRENTLY FOR THE CLUB OF VOLLEYBALL: VOLLEYBALL, NETS, KNEE PADS, POLES, VOLLEYBALL, BRACES, MORE OF CLUBS, EQUIPMENT FOR DESIRING SPORT, YOU, YOU WHO LIKE KIDS, VOLLEYBALL, MAINTAINERS, CREATION OF UNIFORM ONCE CHOOSE THE COLORS
CAN HELP WITH TEAM APPEAR TOO
WE WILL NEED A LOT OF IF THERE ARE MORE OF CLUBS
THINK IN ANIMALS OWWWW
KIDS LOVE ANIMAL MASCOT
FOR THE FUTURE: PLUSH SUIT MASCOT
AI DRUG

BE EXTRA CURRICULAR
WILL PAY IN FREE SPORTS AND FOOD
THANK YOU VERY MUCH OBLIGATED
SHOW THAT TO UPPERCLASSMAN FOR FAVOR

[ the omen in question does what she’s told with some . . . poorly translated lines all around, but shōyō trusts in his bird’s abilities! there’s a short video attached to this call to arms: when the “camera lenses” of the crow’s smokey white eyes blink, so does the running imagery of the inside of ear worm’s dance floor and nearby corner bars. she’s come with the goods! caw! a vibrating, drumming beat in music booms, and it’s what shōyō’s hearing. since his omen hears it too, that’s what’s getting shared for all to get into the grove (or just get exhausted watching what’s next). picanha looks between her abnormally hyperactive, sweating enough to shimmer, sleeper shredding it up to samba drums, and then an aghast oikawa, who says with— you know what? he doesn’t know what to feel: ]

Shōyō . . . WHAT are they feeding you— you're even more hyper than in high school . . .

Ahem! What Shōyō is trying to say is that he and I are looking for people interested in playing volleyball and training you! Both of us are Olympic medalists like he says, so we know what we’re doing.

[ shōyō returns from another rave jump to bounce right behind oikawa, and between panting breaths, even twinges of hurt that he flicks off with a grin one’s his hands hook the setter’s shoulders, he yells over the next song: ]

Don’t forget the kids!! Ah—!! Hey!! Hey, does anyone else wanna come here?! It’s like Carnaval!! Every day!!

[ he zooms away back to a semi-crowded floor of other dance goers because he just can’t stand still here with the crow omen sharing equally uncertain vibes with the setter, before shutting down the feed with a less than enthusiastic groan. she’s with oikawa on this one. help 😩 ]

Comments

video | un: SCREAAAA

[azurestar]

[Have this ethereal looking deer with balls of light in its antlers tooootally vibing with the music and Shōyō's dancing. He's bobbing his head with the music and actually… dancing. As best as a deer can dance, anyway, which is actually pretty good because this deer does happen to be Lance and he is very good at that. Look, he's air walking and turning to shake his rump at the camera! Then it psychically sends through the omni a feeling of excitement and approval, along with the words 'top gun' and 'razzle dazzle party']

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[asas]

[ that’s a dancing deer on the omni. this one, he needs to give full attention! shōyō bounds up, watches for only a few seconds before he’s pumping his fists in the air. poor picanha has to keep up! ]

Yeaaaah Deer!! Go, Top Gun!!

[ it’s too bad that there’s this space keeping them apart because…………… what’s happening is magical

]

[azurestar]

[It's an incredibly magical moment and he's getting tempted to head over to Earworm to join you. He's not too far from a lamp that could take him…

He bobs his head as he walks in place, wow he can do some cool moves with four legs, but also it's limited. Elation comes through the omni and then the thought: 'Pump it']

[asas]

[ pump it? like his arms—?! shōyō goes from a shake of them to a continuous pump pump pump in the air. ]

Like this—?! [ hold up, though! ] I’ve never met a deer before! Don’t you wanna dance in real life?!

[azurestar]

[He nods enthusiastically, yes, that's what he means. More or less. Then the question has him tilting his head. A nervous feeling and then the thought 'Earworm crowed?']

[asas]

[ !!!! he can’t miss this chance!! ]

There’s soooo much room for a dancing deer! Come!!

[ and he starts to chant come, come, come, come—!! ]

video; un: jk21a

[hearuthinking]

Whatever the fuck you're on, you need to get off it.

video; cw drug mention

[asas]

[ picanha has stationed herself somewhere fixed— a chair? with her eyes on the bounciest sleeper in existence. a young japanese man doing brazilian funk? more likely than you think! ]

Hah?! Like drugs?! I totally woke up like this!! Yesterday! [ and another thing!! ] —And drugs are bad for perfomance!

[hearuthinking]

Yesterday, huh? And you ain't slept since then?

[Look, he used to be a stoner himself. He's not judging, just concerned]

[asas]

I slept four hours and I feel great!

[ which is— mostly a norm for sleepers! but then something dawns on shōyō and he audibly gasps: ]

—That was two days ago!

[hearuthinking]

It's dangerous to go too long without sleepin', man. You need your rest.

video; un: joker

[stealhearted]

I think I'm more confused than I was when I started, but I support your volleyball endeavors. And dancing.

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[asas]

[ shōyō shoots his arms up! ]

Thanks!!

[ he doesn’t have to yell if the words are basically— telepathic? but he’s still gonna. ]

What’s confusing though—?! Looks like you got it to me!

[stealhearted]

[ Akira, also, automatically shoots his arms up in response, but in a slightly lazier, cat-like sort of way. ]

I think I got lost around plush mascot AI drug.

[asas]

AI drug, AI . . .— [ not even shōyō knows what that is, until, after a few repeats, he laughs! too loudly! ] Oh! I bumped into someone! Ow, damn it! That’s what I said!

[ what sounds like “ai! droga!“ to their omen-bound duolingo. ]

You gotta know about mascots though, right? Like— what’s the word? Furries?

[ don’t— ]

[stealhearted]

Well, I know about mascots, but-- [ Furries? Hmm. He feels like this conversation should have yakety sax playing in the background. ]

You should make your mascot a cat.

video; un: taka

[retsuden]

[ ............ sasuke fan paper is mildly concerned, okay. ]

I'm not a professor.

video

[asas]

[ this is chaotic to watch, but picanha tries her best to keep up with him! ]

You’re my sensei, though! That’s gotta count!

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[retsuden]

If I say it does, would you sit still?

video

[asas]

[ oh—! like saying they were friends! shōyō stops mid funk drop and in about . . . three seconds? starts to fidget and shake. ]

I could— try? [ trying says it’s not working! even sitting down would bring that rapid fire of his legs bouncing restlessly. ] For how long?

[retsuden]

[ God that's painful to watch. He knew he was hyper, but damn, dude. ]

One minute.

Video, UN Olympian. I HAD TO-- I'm not sorry for this

[grandtrashking]

[Okay he had been trying not to laugh, being grateful and all for the help to Earworm the first time, and the explanation of Trench but sorry buddy he's laughing like a hyena now.]

If you say so, "Professor Fan Paper"

he's blocking everyone... as soon as he learns to use the block feature

[retsuden]

[ LAUGH IT UP, FUZZBALL. He looks less than amused!!! It's hard to tell if Sasuke even knows how to look amused, he probably doesn't. ]

It's not that funny.

Rest in piss sasuke

[grandtrashking]

[That less than amused expression does nothing to stop the laughing. Tooru's lucky his best friend isn't here to smack him into being nicer.]

No no you're right, it's hilarious.

[retsuden]

[ He's been away from people for so long, he almost forgot how AWFUL FRIENDS ARE. ]

It's just a direct translation of my family name. Only an idiot would find it amusing.