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Princess Snow White ([personal profile] onebadapple) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-03-12 11:12 am

005 Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[It's not entirely obvious when Snow White starts up the video, just how much pain she is in. She's still smiling but it's a bit more subdued. She's even paler (somehow) than she usually is. She also has a bandage on her neck. Her animal friends around her are deeply concerned, watching her carefully and Faramund, her giant stag is staying pressed against her side as if supporting her to stay upright.]

Why hello everyone!

My goodness, wasn't that jungle such an interesting place! I've never seen some of the animals there before! They were so nice, though. [Snow had struggled in the jungle not because of the animals but because of the pain she's currently in just for existing. But her pain tolerance, despite her appearance, is ridiculously high.]

Oh, but! That isn't why I'm speaking with you all.

I'm sure we've all noticed those terribly large blood boils coming up all over the place. And while the bloodhounds are doing a marvelous job getting rid of them, well there is just SO many of them the poor things can't get to all of them. Not that they don't try, of course. [Snow being Snow is yes, slowly befriending them.]

So, I'm going to tell you how I get blood out of clothing! And walls, and floors, and furniture, and windows, and really anything else! Especially since the blood splatters don't smell very nice. [That's one way of putting it.]

Thankfully, getting blood off the walls and floor are the easiest to clean with a good strong brush and bucket of scented soap! But I do know the rest can be very tricky.

So if you would like any help, please let me know. Blood in on fabriced furniture can be especially tricky.
everyrosehasits: (up all day and up all night)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-04-25 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I think I can manage that. [after all, how hard could toasting bread be? she thinks she's equipped to judge the difference between lightly toasted and not toasted at all] And it is! I love raspberry jam, but Mother didn't because of all of the seeds.

Which one is your favorite. [and she worries at the indrawn breath, because it sounded like it was painful] And I'm sure they'll be very helpful. [so she followed them into the kitchen. fortunately, there are toast tongs like she's seen in the kitchen back home. this should be simple enough.

...ten minutes and at least four attempts later, she gave the bird friends a hopeful look]
Could you help me time this properly?
everyrosehasits: (I wanna make it easy to walk this road)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-02 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, and I'm not sure if anyone has the patience for that. [God knew she didn't]

Then, let's try the willow bark tea first? Then, if you're feeling better, you can have the honey mint as a treat.

[which she's very much appreciative of, she still finds actual cooking a trial because it wasn't expected that she'd ever have to do so on her own, there would be a housekeeper and a cook for those things.

...but then there's the issue of the toast]
Everything's fine! I'm just having a little bit of trouble with the toast! [understatement. she's going to owe Snow White a new loaf of bread at this rate]
everyrosehasits: (you do you do)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[best to never, ever, ever tell Rose about that, she'd be tempted to find the stepmother and lodge her dainty heeled shoe up her ass]

Have you ever had a pomegranate? I hadn't until I went to Spain and oh my goodness, pomegranates are delicious. With the crunch being part of the appeal!

It's the least I can do for you, Snow White. You seem kind. Kindness is priced higher than rubies.

[oh, hello, raccoon and some squirrels. are you here to help? she will be absolutely grateful for the help. peanut butter mixed with seeds for both of you.

and she offers the raccoon the loaf of bread]
I do hope you know what you're doing better than I do.
everyrosehasits: (my baby walks back into my arms)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-11 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
They're wonderful. Amazing. And it's best eaten straight from the rind, no dainty cut crystal glasses to put the seeds in, and a wonderful mess left behind. Does this place even get apples? They're not my favorites, either, but there seems to be a terrible lack of fresh fruit and vegetables.

[she's never even heard of pink apples. when she was from, granny smiths were a novelty on their own where she lived]

Why wouldn't I think highly of you, you're kind and friendly and always willing to help others. And I feel the same. [most of her life was spent without open affection, too. decorum had to be maintained.

honestly, if she thought about this for a minute, she'd be a little embarrassed that a raccoon was a better cook than she was, but she still knew she had a long way to go in that field]
everyrosehasits: (saying come join us sister come kiss)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That's all right. I've read somewhere that they're close to onions. Onions are either a love it or hate it. I'd imagine apples are the same. [she notices the hint of distress, so. onions as a distraction?]

That, I've really never done. We had a housekeeper to go to the grocer and a groundskeeper to keep the grounds looking nice. However, I'm not above learning how to handle such things for myself. Maybe we could learn together?

[and that? strikes close to home. she'd felt so alone with her mother and Cal, no one in her social set would approach her unless it was to talk about the upcoming wedding and wasn't she thrilled? she'd nodded her head so many times, she thought it might fall off] ...nether am I, really. People used to ignore my existence, too, except for under very uncomfortable circumstances. But this place can be a change. For both of us, I hope?

[she nearly jumped a mile when finally noticed the raccoon tapping his paw. she then found a plate on a drying rack and put the toast on the plate]

Almost! Do you want any butter or jam?
everyrosehasits: (someone I really could care for)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[she knows what it's like to have parts of one's past that were best left concealed] Neither have I and that makes two of us! I don't mind caramelized onions on a steak or something like that, but a raw onion? Yecchhh!

Just because you're used to it, it doesn't mean you should have to do it alone. [she's a strong believer in the ability of others to help turn one's life around] Soil problem? What soil problem? [she's now envisioning zucchini about the size of her index finger and potatoes the size of marbles]

I must agree, on both counts. [better here than in Philadelphia and forced to marry Cal]

Of course you may have both! You're the one asking, after all. [and she locates the butter and a crock of strawberry jam, slathering the bread with both liberally and putting them on a small plate] Here I come with your food!
everyrosehasits: (the way you kissed me this morning)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-23 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Never? [she sounds rather surprised, but if she thought about it, she shouldn't be] I have and I've enjoyed it very much. I wonder if there's a restaurant around here which has it, we can go. So you can try it yourself.

All right. That's all anyone can ask. And that's not good. Must we depend on other places for our fruits and vegetables even as the weather does improve?

[Rose smiles warmly back] I do hope so. I needed a little assistance from your animal friends.
everyrosehasits: (to hell with love and truth)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-05-31 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be. Though, I hope you still like seafood since that seems to be the easiest thing to find here.

Really? I'm looking forward to all of it, especially the fruits. I don't think there's a single one I've tried that I didn't like.

Certainly more so than humans. And your animal friends seem like a lifesaver.
everyrosehasits: (we'll let the snow drift around us)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-06-02 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Bernard doesn't mind swimming among the squids? I can imagine myself going to the beach once the weather is warmer, but I'd be afraid to swim. I might somehow traumatize a squid, then they'd never make it to shore. [and she smiles at Bernard. were it about any other animal, she'd be tempted to pet it] And I can't say that I have, but I love the idea of a black unicorn. They sound beautiful! [won't she be surprised!] I'm sure they love your visits. [but she's sure about that]

My goodness! Wouldn't that be something if it did? But I must wonder what it would taste like, surely not dragon! [and she winks playfully]

I'm so glad you have them to depend on. And...you can depend on me, too.
everyrosehasits: (where are you tonight?)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-06-05 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that sounds like a much easier way to feed him because you're right, the streams look awful much of the time. And I'm not a very good swimmer, either, especially not in rough waters. Sitting on the beach to enjoy it would be very nice. And I won't have to wear one of those awful swim dresses with bloomers like I'd have to back home. [well, they are wild animals, despite everything]

Really? An actual dragon? I had mostly been joking, there certainly aren't dragons on my world. [she sounds awed.

...and that is a very beautiful smile]
Well, I'm one of them. I promise.
everyrosehasits: (you heard me saying a prayer for)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-06-06 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rose laughed warmly] I appreciate your faith in me, but no one could have made those awful things look pretty! Especially if one did try to swim while wearing them.

Your world amazes me. Mine has nothing of the sort, they're only found in fables we're supposed to give up when we're too old for a nanny. But that seemed awfully cruel, to strip a world of all of its magic, even if it was imagined.

Of course I will. [and she goes to sit next to Snow. not so close as to invade her personal space, but closer than one would generally expect a friend to]
everyrosehasits: (and as I wonder where you are)

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[personal profile] everyrosehasits 2022-06-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sunning oneself is often preferable. Especially here, what with all of the Sleeper squid. I worry that if I tried to swim, I'd give one of the squid a concussion. [and that wince makes her heart ache]

I think so! They can't all be allegories for becoming a woman.

[and she wants to tell Snow to rest easy, that Rose will be there for her, no matter what] I--I wanted to do it. Because you're so very kind.