onebadapple: (Well I think it's lovely)
Princess Snow White ([personal profile] onebadapple) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-03-12 11:12 am

005 Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[It's not entirely obvious when Snow White starts up the video, just how much pain she is in. She's still smiling but it's a bit more subdued. She's even paler (somehow) than she usually is. She also has a bandage on her neck. Her animal friends around her are deeply concerned, watching her carefully and Faramund, her giant stag is staying pressed against her side as if supporting her to stay upright.]

Why hello everyone!

My goodness, wasn't that jungle such an interesting place! I've never seen some of the animals there before! They were so nice, though. [Snow had struggled in the jungle not because of the animals but because of the pain she's currently in just for existing. But her pain tolerance, despite her appearance, is ridiculously high.]

Oh, but! That isn't why I'm speaking with you all.

I'm sure we've all noticed those terribly large blood boils coming up all over the place. And while the bloodhounds are doing a marvelous job getting rid of them, well there is just SO many of them the poor things can't get to all of them. Not that they don't try, of course. [Snow being Snow is yes, slowly befriending them.]

So, I'm going to tell you how I get blood out of clothing! And walls, and floors, and furniture, and windows, and really anything else! Especially since the blood splatters don't smell very nice. [That's one way of putting it.]

Thankfully, getting blood off the walls and floor are the easiest to clean with a good strong brush and bucket of scented soap! But I do know the rest can be very tricky.

So if you would like any help, please let me know. Blood in on fabriced furniture can be especially tricky.
slayerskiss: (there's a few quid to be made)

[personal profile] slayerskiss 2022-05-09 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll convince them to make an exception. [Very nicely and gently and if they don't respond to that she will beat them with her fists.] Push comes to shove, I can just carry you.

[She blinks at the earnest words of... it's not even praise, it's just affection. Her expression softens into a smile.]

Hey, don't sweat it, it's five by five. [That's just what she says, she doesn't even know what it means. She's not sure what to follow it up with but it feels inadequate.] ...I'm glad you're my friend too. You've got a real good heart.
slayerskiss: (i dont have an apartment)

[personal profile] slayerskiss 2022-05-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? [She smirks at the stag.] He doesn't look so heavy, I bet I could carry him as well, with you on the back too. But I'll let him take the spotlight.

[Real gotcha moment. She returns the smile, because god, this kid's mood is infectious. And maybe, deep down in her rotten little soul, she's kind of a sap, and recognizes someone who's lonely too.]

You're doing a good job then. The world could probably use a whole lot more of you too, y'know?