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Stanford "Ford" Filbrick Pines ([personal profile] cryptograms) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-03-23 04:17 pm

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Stanley's gone back to the sea. I don't think he'll be returning any time soon.

The Murder Hut will be closed until further notice. If you pre-purchased tickets you can take a raincheck, but there's no refunds.


[ It's kind of a joke, see, because if Stan comes back and finds out his family gave money away he'll be so offended he'll probably walk right back into the ocean. ]

If you had any other unfinished business with him, let me know. I'll do what I can to settle it.
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[personal profile] onerthes 2022-04-24 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah, you know?
Half of the fun with that man is the haggle. It really is.
Haggling is supposed to be a game, after all, and whether or not you get the deal is only half of the fun.