1st Petal | Text | UN: Clickclickbloom

[onekindsoul]

[Once Ruby gets a hold of the new Fluid (Which isn't called a Fluid but she's going to call it that until she gets corrected) she immediately starts it up to see what's going on. Surely she has some important and vital wisdom to pass onto the other people of Trench, right?

RIGHT????]

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[Or she could do that.]

Comments

[onekindsoul]

Do you think you might be interested in being a skeleton in the future?

We can keep you on the waiting list.

I think you'd be like fourth at the moment- but fourth is still good! You get a participation ribbon for that.

[kingoftherats]

Oh, I'm already on the waiting list s'far as I know, so you're good.

Fourth is better than fiveth. I'll take that, a-thank-you.

Where do I pick up this fancy ribbon you speak of?

[onekindsoul]

Oh good! My people will call your people to check when you're ready to become a skeleton.

You know the district with the big clock? I'm hanging around there but I can always deliver it too. Whatever works for you.

[kingoftherats]

[District with the big what? That's very R-rated of you.

... Wait. Maybe he misheard his text-to-audio lady; she's a fickle bitch like that.

Anywho-]

Honestly, I've been just on the beach so far.

Like, there's lots of cool knick-knacks and dead stuff on there, so I get all distracted.

[onekindsoul]

I mean the beach was super nice so I don't blame you there.
The killer crabs were kind of my favorite part- except I didn't have my scythe on me which was a pain in the butt.

I see a few bodies but they ended up twitching when I poked them with a stick. Turns out they weren't super dead.

[kingoftherats]

Dude. Lady. The killer crabs got me super high.

[He sounds like he was pretty into it, honestly.]

And the same thing happened to me! I tried to roll some dead people back out to sea, and it turns out they weren't dead at all. They were super pissy about it, too! I was just trying to be — uh. What's the word. Uhhh.

In memorial?