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[onekindsoul]

[Once Ruby gets a hold of the new Fluid (Which isn't called a Fluid but she's going to call it that until she gets corrected) she immediately starts it up to see what's going on. Surely she has some important and vital wisdom to pass onto the other people of Trench, right?

RIGHT????]

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[hauntedsavior]

Katana.
Giant eyeball monster from another layer of reality.
Tied with the giant brain monster that stole my eye.
Not exactly trying to measure dicks by saying it, though. It's just what I had to do to keep the city safe.
Didn't really hunt them down, either. They just showed up and I fought back.

[onekindsoul]

FOR REALSIES!?
THAT'S SO COOL
YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME YOUR SWORD SOMETIME- I WANNA SEE
ARE THERE JUST A BUNCH OF HUGE BODY PART MONSTERS WHERE YOU'RE FROM!? DID YOU FIGHT A BIG NOSE EVER!?
DID IT SNEEZE ON YOU!?

Still that's super cool- and modest. You're a cool cat, you know that?

[hauntedsavior]

The body parts are just a coincidence.
I think the brain had an eye, too, but it was a weird fight. Hard to remember.
Most of it was creatures. Wolves and stuff.
I've still got some of their bloodstains on my katana if you wanna check it out sometime.

Can't say I've ever been called a cool cat before.
But there are definitely some people who'd call me cool.
Usually they ended up getting a thing for me, so careful with that.

[onekindsoul]

That's so weird
so cool.
Oh man- I fight wolf monsters and stuff back home too. They just don't leave corpses or a bleed a whole lot.
I'll definitely check out your sword though! Do you need a gun attached to it? I could definitely do some work on it if you'd like.

Well now you have!
It's officially.
...I've kind of got a girlfriend so you shouldn't have to worry about that.
But we can still totally be besties.

[hauntedsavior]

I never thought about putting a gun on it, honestly.
I don't even know how to fire one, but that'll probably come in handy here.
I'm more up close and personal, but that might be a bad idea? I don't know.

Anyway, listen, okay. Like.
I know this is impolite or whatever.
But is everyone around here gay or am I just getting really lucky with the people I'm talking to?
'Cause either way that rules.

[onekindsoul]

Well now you have!
I could teach about using a gun before you put one on your sword if you want!
Being able to switch quickly between long and short range is pretty key back where I'm from.
It's helped a lot here too.

Uh... I know a few straight people here?
They're pretty good and valid.
I hear other people are not as lucky back in their own worlds.
It is pretty great!
LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GO!

[hauntedsavior]

Fuck. Yes. Dyke city, population like 400.
Welcome to Trench.

It's definitely better for you to teach me how to use a gun first. This sword's, like.
God, antique feels like such a weird word 'cause it's from ten thousand years in the future.
One of a kind, I guess.
Let's stick with teaching before I get a gunblade.

[onekindsoul]

Awwww yeah!
Enjoy your stay~!

Well let's start there. I'll set up a little targeting range in my backyard and we can practice.
Ooooh~! Sounds like a classic at the very least. You have to let me get a good look at it.
That's fair- I did a lot of work making custom weapons back in the dream world. If you ever need a hand or a tune up with anything just let me know.
I'm uh- Not going officially into business with it yet. But I'd be happy to help out.

[hauntedsavior]

Nice, cool.
You holed up in that weird mansion with Oscar?
'Cause it sounds like I'm getting all kinds of reasons to head over and start hanging out with you guys.
Guns, teenagers.
Teenagers with guns.

[onekindsoul]

The one with like a dozen creepy clocks?
Yeah that's the one.
YEAH! You definitely should! We'll get snacks too.
It'll be an awesome time!
I wonder if the target practice thing Oscar made in the dream is still here.
That'd be fun to get back out.

[hauntedsavior]

Yeah, the clock shack. It's a little ol' place where we can shoot some targets.
God, please tell me you have a better name for the place than that.

[onekindsoul]

Right now...
No. We're calling the clock house.
The clock shack actually sounds a little better than that.
...God this is what happens when we move into Ozpin's.