text; un: notbatman [locked from un: shiro]

[saltyadam]

To anyone who is in regular contact with Takashi Shirogane, or Shiro, you may notice a slight difference in his username.

Please don't tell him. I'm waiting to see how long it takes him to notice.

[Anyone who cares to look will notice that Shiro's username has been changed from the ever pragmantic 'shiro' to 'buttman.' For science.]

Comments

text; un: liontamer

[chickenchoicejudy]

oh my GOD

incredible. I won't say a word. your secret is safe with me dude i'll take it to my grave.

[saltyadam]

How long do you think it'll take him to figure out?

Also I'm taking bets now on who he blames for it

[chickenchoicejudy]

hmmmmmmmmm

tough because he's really perceptive about some stuff and like, not at all about others. I'm gonna say at least a week.

HA well he's probably gonna blame you dude, that's a surefire bet. ;)

[saltyadam]

At least a week sounds right. I'm hoping for longer, but we'll see.

Ohoho. See, growing up it was always him and our friend who came up with the pranks. I suffered alongside them but never really initiated. I think that's my cover. He'll never suspect me.

text; un: doublehedgedsword

[laminae]

DUDE! this is the perfect prank! you're like
a Pranks Master!!

Re: text; un: doublehedgedsword

[saltyadam]

Thank you. I am rather proud.

[laminae]

you should be! he's going to find it hilarious when he notices
where'd you get the idea?

[saltyadam]

Two different sources.

One, he's been making fun of me with Batman jokes for years. Hence my username. One of the former actors for the role has my name, so it's basically been since he figured out what my name was.

Two, he really likes butts.

un: trienemybest; text

[droptheious]

He's gonna sulk about this for weeks when he finds out.

Re: un: trienemybest; text

[saltyadam]

Hopefully it will also serve it's intended purpose. Things have been a bit serious lately, he could use the distraction.

[droptheious]

I mean, yeah, agreed. He definitely needs something to lighten the mood a little.

Do I wanna know why you went with buttman?

[saltyadam]

As any man of science would, I'll have you know this particular choice was made after analyzing multiple variables and their conclusions.

Ah, I can share one with you. He's been making fun of me by calling me Batman for years because of my full name. It's his turn to suffer at the end of a little prank.

[ text | un: keith ]

[tempredmental]

He better not blame me for this

Re: [ text | un: keith ]

[saltyadam]

I'm honestly interested to see who he suspects first.

[tempredmental]

Im hoping youll own up to it if I end up first on his list

[saltyadam]

If he came to you with it you'd sell me out in a second wouldn't you

[onekindsoul]

Oh my gosh!
BUTTMAN!
That's fantastic!
You're a hero.
You know that, right?

[saltyadam]

I do my best. Revenge for years of Batman jokes aimed at me, at long last.

[onekindsoul]

Now it is 100% Buttman Forever.
And I feel like everyone should do their absolute best to make sure it never dies.
For he is vengeance, he is the night, he is buttman.

text; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

Isn't that a little embarrassing?

[ More than a little bit, honestly. ]

[saltyadam]

Not what you consider the pranks he's pulled on me over the years. There was also that time he made me record him and Matt catching laptops with their rears. We're talking years of trauma.

[But then again he did marry the man in the end, so who's really to blame here Adam?]

[entreats]

[ Adam is clearly just into it. ]

Wait, he has pranked you that much?

Really? He doesn't seem like the type.

text | un: sharpshooter

[azurestar]

i'm putting my money on never

Re: text | un: sharpshooter

[saltyadam]

I'll put it in the pool and we'll see what happens.

[azurestar]

sure, why not? money doesn't mean anything around here anyway lol