Video/Text - UN: Icecream

[threelayers]

[So, this all started out as a video. Neopolitan was in her apartment, at the window, quietly looking outside. As she did, a cat patrolled around the house, watching her. She sighed once, right before looking at the feed and turning it. In doing so, she took in a very strange sight.

Floating in her apartment and looking adorable was a strawberry ice cream cone with a smiling face. It bobbed and waved idly. And, as she looked at the camera, Neopolitan seemed really confused about the thing. It was cute, but she couldn't eat it, and if you couldn't eat ice cream, what good was it?]

So, apparently this is what I 'won' from those stupid games?
Could one of you please help me with one thing, because this is really confusing the hell out of me?
What the hell is it, and how do I feed it?

Comments

text; un: sylphjayz

[returncoat]

Uhhh, i'm assuming it's not just an ice cream cone with a face. Is it a toy?

[threelayers]

It is definitely a floating, smiling ice cream cone
It only says one thing, which sounds kind of like Vanilla and I don't understand it.
I'm pretty sure it's actually alive, so not a toy.

It's really weird, but harmless.

[Shhh. Don't tell her this thing could learn Sheer Cold. It was absolutely NOT harmless.]

[returncoat]

The only thing i've seen that looked remotely like that ate something he called "enthusiasm."

On the other hand, maybe it's telling you it eats vanilla-flavored foods? That'd make sense if it's living ice cream, i guess.

[threelayers]

Kind of an amusing thought, this thing feeding on giddiness.
But I have a feeling it's actually hungry for something, though you might be right.
It might want vanilla treats?

I might need to ask around.
it's really strange, but I like ice cream so it fits?

[returncoat]

I might've guessed from your username. But who doesn't like ice cream? No one i want to know.

[the_obedient_servant]

It's a "Pokémon."

[threelayers]

What, those stupid ghost things that were harassing us in the dream?
This looks nothing like any of those things, and I don't even think it's a ghost.

[... she, uh, really didn't know what a pokemon was, clearly.]

[the_obedient_servant]

They're creatures from a game series called, surprise surprise, Pokemon. They come in all shapes and sizes. Here.

[They upload a picture of their own Pokemon. A Hisuian Zorua and a Gengar.]

The Moss King seems to have brought them into this reality.

[threelayers]

Those things were from a GAME?!?
I remember that purple ghost looking thing from the dream.
Those things were causing pranks everywhere, annoying as heck.
One tried to lick me, ewww.

But you're telling me that there's a whole lot of different kinds?
And they include a floating ice cream cone?

Video; un: Uravity

[floatsaway]

Awww, it's so cute!! It's like a little, pink, strawberry scoop! Scoopy, scoop, you're so cute~!

[Ochako is sure it has to be some kind of 'monster', because there is literally nothing natural about a living ice cream cone that she's aware of (at least not in her world or the one she was in before...), but this little guy looks pretty unassuming and sweet? Not scary at all!! Ochako is kind of worried how it'll fare with the warmer weather coming in though...]

I don't know what it is, or what it eats but...I'm assuming something cold. Maybe try ice cubes? Oh!! Or frozen fruit!

[threelayers]

I definitely won't say it's not adorable.
And it certainly suits my style, though it needs some chocolate and vanilla.
You know, to be perfect.

I might try frozen fruit, actually.
Someone's saying it's something called a "Pokemon" but I have no clue what those are.

[floatsaway]

Ehehe, it does sort of look like your hair, yeah...

[Ochako now has to wonder...would Todoroki's two-tone hair be considered peppermint swirl? Ah...that sounds so tasty... Ochako is starting to heavily crave some ice cream now, and her stomach grumbles loudly. D-Dd she forget to prep lunch today?? Probably...oops.]

Po...Pokey...mon? Mm, that's not a term I'm familiar with. It must be something from another person's world. Maybe like some kind of monster race or something? It definitely looks like it could fit into an RPG bad home...

[threelayers]

Not enough. Gotta give it a chocolate swirl to perfect the look.

RPG? Oh right, like those games with dice around tables for nerds.
I never actually played one of those, though they had those games back in the dream.
So, this thing is actually from something that some worlds consider a game maybe?

text; un: lookingforshinsengumi

[tealeafs]

[ ...

Chizuru is just as baffled as the other about this entire situation, really. She stares at the video, replaying it as she tries to figure out better what it is, but.. well, Chizuru can't get a single clue. ]

is that alive

[threelayers]

Apparently not only is it alive, but it's called a "Pokemon?"
I have no idea what a pokemon is.

[tealeafs]

i have never heard of such a creature before either

[ Please, Chizuru is way too far back from ye olde times to ever even have heard that name. ]

i wonder if this pokemon thing might be some sort of youkai
though it does not seem unfriendly
and i have never heard of one in such an unusual shape either

[threelayers]

Not exactly sure what a youkai is either.
I've never even heard of those, but it does seem to be friendly.
And it's not like it's exploded or anything!

[klawful]

LET IT FEND FOR ITSELF. THAT FACE IS THE FACE OF ABSOLUTE CARNAGE. IT CAN LIKELY FEED ITSELF.

[threelayers]

Well well, it's Shouty McShouterton
And here I thought you'd disappeared on us and spared all of our eardrums.
Good to know that you understand the horror and danger of an adorable smile.
there's murder in those eyes.

Or if there's not?
I'll soon train Mr Ice Cream Scoop to be a murder hobo like me.

[klawful]

UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I AM OBNOXIOUSLY DIFFICULT TO GET RID OF. LIKE A FUNGAL INFECTION.

THEN LET IT DIE. IT'S A FUCKING ICE CREAM CONE.

[threelayers]

You said it, not me.
You're like the demon in those stupid commercials they had back in the nightmare.

Now, why would I let my adorable little ice cream cone die?
Not when I can teach it to murder you all with soft-served hell in your sleeps!

Text UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Probably not ice cream?
That just seems weird and kind of gross.
Unless it's a "you are what you eat kind of thing?"
I'm not sure at all.

[threelayers]

That would be rather cannibalistic wouldn't it?
I've tried sugar-covered strawberries and it seems to like those.
Though now it has strawberries in it, which is stranger.

Someone said it's a pokemon?
Do you have any clue what those are?
Besides creepy ghost things.

[onekindsoul]

Just a little-
And like if that's it thing, I guess.
...Maybe it literally is what it eats?
Try giving it like brownies, peanuts, chocolate sauce and caramel?
See what happens.

Uh. I've heard of them.
They like showed up in town in Deerington last summer I think- In the fall.
I remember running into one.
And I think my uncle has one too.
I think there's more than just the ghost ones.

[threelayers]

It likes strawberries, so there's that?

Yeah, they were insisting that's the case, that they aren't just ghosts.
Apparently mine is a floating ice cream cone?

Actually, I just figured out that it's got a head underneath the ice cream.
It's like a ball of ice that doesn't melt, and the ice cream wraps around the head?
Which is extremely weird, if you ask me, and kind of cute.

[Have a picture. Apparently that was actually a thing.]