( video | un: kenobi )

[jedies]

[ there's a house covered in toilet paper with a very tired jedi standing in front of it, just massaging his temple. ]

Is there a reason why my house is covered in paper? I assume there is a purpose to this other than a gross misuse of resources and time. If you have any issues with me, I much prefer a discussion than a clean up job.

[ he swats some of the butterflies away before sighing. ]

I'll be here. Tidying up.

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video; un; amidala

[democratically]

[Oh my... She may have gone to peek to ensure that her own residence hasn't suffered the same before responding.]

Is it just your residence, or have there been others?

[jedies]

I seem to be the only one targeted, as far as I know.

[democratically]

You hardly seem like the type that would warrant targeting.

[aka why you...]

[jedies]

Well, that's not entirely true. I do get targeted a lot. Just not like this.

[ usually it's more . . . murder. ]

[democratically]

[There's a blink, before it dawns as she had been thinking solely of the paper at hand and she gives a rueful smile. It may draw the mental image of both parties now fighting with rolls of paper instead of lightsabers.]

It would be rather unusual to enter into a fight with such. Would you like a hand cleaning up?

[jedies]

Thank you, Padmé, but I believe we have it well in hand. It's simply inconvenient, not difficult.

[democratically]

[Still... It does make her wonder whether it is random or on purpose.]

Very well. Hopefully this is just a one time fluke.

[jedies]

Hopefully. I'd hate to do this regularly.

[democratically]

On the plus side, you would end up having a vast supply of paper.

[jedies]

Ah, yes. Paper. The thing I use regularly.

[democratically]

It is versatile and has many uses.

[jedies]

I'm no longer grading reports and writing them up.

[democratically]

Packing material, shelf lining, fire starter... I can think up some other uses as well.

[jedies]

You've given this a lot of thought, I see.

[democratically]

Given the seemingly mercurial nature of this place, it seemed prudent to put some thought into all of it.

[jedies]

And what are you planning for?

[democratically]

Anything and everything, it seems. The last month alone has showed me that.

[Arguably she couldn't actually carry everything that she had needed... A shovel would have been nice. Bug spray. A rope and grappling hook. The list could go on.]

[jedies]

Did something in particular happen last month?

[democratically]

Two turns with that strange game scenario and then being stuck in an underground cavern system.

[jedies]

Ah, those come and go these days.

[democratically]

Yes, well mushrooms growing out of my skin is a situation I would prefer not to repeat again.

[jedies]

No, I can't imagine anyone would want to.