voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[imaglyphwitch]

I know, I'm really sorry, I shouldn't be laughing.

My extremely lizard brain self is though.

[the_obedient_servant]

Yes?

Why?

[retsuden]

Shiro.

You can lock it.

You know that... Right?

[spiritwalks]

that's amazing. and also a little sad

whoever did this must've known you wouldn't notice

[measuringdicks]

Fucking weeks! [He sounds so delighted.]

God, I wish it were me, but I'm not that good at hacking into shit. Might be somebody else with access to your Omni? Or you downloaded a virus that changed your name, that's possible.

[droptheious]

Weeks. Literal weeks. It's been great to see it pop up on the network.

[:)]

I know because I saw it. With my eyes.

[entreats]

[ Huh.

She's a little surprised by this answer, especially since Shiro seems so genuine about it. It's why Ange pauses for a second before continuing. ]

Are you sure you can't think of anyone you've played pranks on?

[shiro2hero]

I didn't put that in for you.

You did that on your own.

[shiro2hero]

Weeks. Great. Just... perfect.

The household does, probably.

[shiro2hero]

No? When would I have time to do something like that?

[... when you were a stupid teenager, Shiro.]

[shiro2hero]

It's a magic device, it should know when it's not me using it!

[shiro2hero]

Because it apparently changed a couple weeks ago. If you were reading something else, then I'm a little concerned.

[shiro2hero]

Why not?

Half of Trench is.

[shiro2hero]

... Oh. That post. Sorry, my memories of that time are - really fuzzy.

My entire household.

[shiro2hero]

That's... mildly horrifying, honestly.

[shiro2hero]

...




Did you change my username, Varian.

[shiro2hero]

A killjoy?

I'm not a killjoy.

[shiro2hero]

Great... so... my entire household is now under suspicion.

[shiro2hero]

It's not that sad!

[shiro2hero]

Fine, fine...

I guess then I also can't ask you who was messing with it while I was showering.

[shiro2hero]

It might have been!

[kyley_b]

Do you ever tell people to settle down and think things through? Are you frequently confused by jokes?

[chickenchoicejudy]

[The funny part is, he absolutely could. Ryan knows who the culprit is. Buuuuut this is more fun.]

I guess not - but it does narrow things down, don't you think?

[saltyadam]

And why would I have felt the need to do that, pray tell?

[droptheious]

Shiro. Shiro. I have to get Fern or Luz to show me how to find the you tubes on this thing. Every time. I don't know what bird noises have to do with anything and I still don't know what a "google" is and at this point, I'm afraid to ask. Unless it's the same as the bird noise thing?

...Anyway, point is, if you think I can work the internet well enough to know how to get into your Omni and change your username, I've got a sad story to tell you.