voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[droptheious]

Weeks. Literal weeks. It's been great to see it pop up on the network.

[:)]

I know because I saw it. With my eyes.

[shiro2hero]

...




Did you change my username, Varian.

[droptheious]

Shiro. Shiro. I have to get Fern or Luz to show me how to find the you tubes on this thing. Every time. I don't know what bird noises have to do with anything and I still don't know what a "google" is and at this point, I'm afraid to ask. Unless it's the same as the bird noise thing?

...Anyway, point is, if you think I can work the internet well enough to know how to get into your Omni and change your username, I've got a sad story to tell you.

[shiro2hero]

... what bird noise thing?

You put yours in, didn't you? How is that any different from changing mine!

[droptheious]

It's that internet thing named after a bird noise!!! Tweeting?? Twittering? Something like that, I dunno. Is that the same as google?

[He snorts.]

Okay, fair point, I did manage that- but I still can't do it to yours. I don't even have your omni.

[shiro2hero]

Oh, that thing. It... may shock you, but that wasn't my strong point either.

... Then someone in this house did it.

[droptheious]

Given it's taken you weeks to notice the whole buttman thing, that doesn't shock me.

[SORRY DAD. (He's not sorry).]

Maybe. I guess it would be someone who would have easy access to your Omni.

[shiro2hero]

I see how it is.

Which means it's the entire house.

[droptheious]

[He makes gentle understanding noises, definitely not giving away he knows everything.]

I guess so. Maybe you should uh- test all their alibies?

[shiro2hero]

[Just. Blows his hair out of his eyes.]

No other choice, is there?

[droptheious]

Unfortunately not! [Cheerfully!] Good luck!

[shiro2hero]

Yeah... lucky me.