voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[kyley_b]

Dude. Literally everyone calls you the dad friend. It's not a BAD thing.

[shiro2hero]

...




They do?

[kyley_b]

I mean, ask anyone. It just means you're like... protective, and smart. And kinda a killjoy. Could be worse, you could be the mom friend. That's what I am.

[shiro2hero]

A killjoy?

I'm not a killjoy.

[kyley_b]

Do you ever tell people to settle down and think things through? Are you frequently confused by jokes?

[shiro2hero]

I like jokes just fine.

Most of them.

[kyley_b]

But you totally tell people to settle down.

[shiro2hero]

Only when necessary!

[kyley_b]

Right.




Like a dad.

[shiro2hero]

No.

Like a normal person!

[kyley_b]

Okay, okay.