voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

video, un: trapmaster

[loopsbian]

Oh, you were the butt man? I've been wondering for a good week and a half now.

[shiro2hero]

A week and a half?

[Shiro we're pretty sure your voice isn't supposed to hit that octave.]

audio; un: doublehedgedsword

[laminae]

[Fern is doing a terrible, terrible job at hiding the laughter in his voice. Best prank ever, Adam!!!]

Dunno, Butt Man, but I think it's a pretty rad name!

[shiro2hero]

Thank you, very helpful! The most helpful!

[UGHHHHH!!]

audio; un: liontamer

[chickenchoicejudy]

Waaait, you mean it wasn't always Buttman? Wild. Could've fooled me!

[shiro2hero]

Ryan.

Did you change my display name.

Video | Clickclickbloom

[onekindsoul]

Buttman Rises!
He is vengeance!
He is a fart!
HE IS
BUTTMAN!

[shiro2hero]

Extremely helpful, Ruby! Thank you!

[It is not helpful.]

How long has it been like this!

text | un: nuttman

[spiritwalks]

not me

[shiro2hero]

VYNG

WAS THIS YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

Video: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

Don't know, but man, it seems very fitting!

[shiro2hero]

How is this even remotely fitting.

text | un: sharpshooter

[azurestar]

it's a mystery

[shiro2hero]

How do I change it back

[Lance you have been out of it, you get a pass.]

voice; cyclone

[encyclonepedia]

Is it that hard to change it back?

[shiro2hero]

It shouldn't have been changed at all!

And I don't know how long it's been like this!

text; un: fists

[fattyhands]

you seem distressed

[shiro2hero]

What gave it away?

[text] un: QueenCobra

[abornfighter]

Probably someone who thought it was the perfect username for you.

[shiro2hero]

It is not.

It is not even remotely.

[ text | un: keith ]

[tempredmental]

Youre only noticing this now

[shiro2hero]

What do you mean "NOW"?

How long has it been like this!

video; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

Nananananananana...
BUTTMAN!

[shiro2hero]

Thank you.

Very helpful.

un: trienemybest; video

[droptheious]

Noooooot guilty.

[This is the best day.]

This took far, far longer than it should have for you to notice.

[shiro2hero]

How long has it been like this?

And how did you know!

video: un; an.observer

[thisislife]

[Lexi looks mortified on his behalf]

Not me. And whomever did prrrobably deserves a suitcase wedgie. At the very least.

[shiro2hero]

[Wait - ]

A... suitcase what?

video: un; apparition

[unphase]

[...congratulations, this is the first thing to make her laugh all month. his prize will be a whoopie cushion.

but she's giggling. and giggling] That's horrible! That's awful! But--[but she can't help it, more giggles]

[shiro2hero]

Okay, let it out.

I'm changing it as soon as possible.

Video UN: glyphywitchy

[imaglyphwitch]

[Have Luz dissolving into laughter]

I'm-I'm sorry, it's just...I...I think its more your reaction...

[Otherwise it is very immature, but who needed to be mature all the time anyway]?

[shiro2hero]

It's not that funny!

voice, un: Golden Flowers

[the_obedient_servant]

You had another username? How long ago was this? Back in the Dream?

[shiro2hero]

I've had it ever since I got here!

And it wasn't this one.

voice; un: taka

[retsuden]

How many people have that sort of access to your profile? That would be a good list to start with, I'd think.

[shiro2hero]

My entire household.

Sleepers staying at the Orphanage.

voice; un: ushiromiya

[entreats]

[ Ah.

Someone finally noticed. ]

I've heard this was revenge.

[ Sorry, Shiro, she's sounding entirely calm about this.. ]

[shiro2hero]

[Took him long enough!!]

Revenge? For what?

text | un: K

[obeir]

I like it. I think you should keep it.

[ Sorry Shiro. What a great prank. ]

[shiro2hero]

No.

I'm not keeping it. I'm deleting it and walking back into the ocean.

voice; un: trashmouth

[measuringdicks]

Fuck, did you just find out now? You've been buttman for weeks, I was starting to think you'd decided to just keep it!

[shiro2hero]

Weeks?

You're - who changed it?!

video; un: notbatman

[saltyadam]

Oh dear.

[shiro2hero]

This isn't funny, stop laughing.

voice; un: clarke

[romancekiller]

No idea who changed it on you but isn't the easiest solution to just change it back?

[shiro2hero]

It is, and I will - in a minute.

[He's got to let the annoyance out somehow or he'll strain an eye from all the twitching.]