voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

audio; un: liontamer

[chickenchoicejudy]

Waaait, you mean it wasn't always Buttman? Wild. Could've fooled me!

[shiro2hero]

Ryan.

Did you change my display name.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude, no! When would I have even had a chance to?

[A pause. Then--]

...Oh wait, right, you just noticed it so you probably wouldn't know. It's been like that since the end of last month, soooo I've got an air-tight alibi. The insanity defense!

[You know, because he was too off his rocker from hallucinations to prank him this hard.]

[shiro2hero]

It's been like that how long?

[... we're pretty sure Shiro's voice isn't meant to hit that octave.]

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Ryan is cracking up from somewhere in the house, sorry Shiro.]

Definitely since the end of March. Sorry, man.

[shiro2hero]

END OF MARCH?

Do you know how many people - I've been talking to so many -




[The sound of a face falling into his hands.]

Oh my god.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Sorry, he's still laughing - but at least he's trying to stop.]

Wow, you really don't look at your messages before you send them, do you?

[shiro2hero]

March was weird!

I was more concerned about people seeing mushrooms or getting captured, or worse! And then the sun stopped coming up!

[chickenchoicejudy]

Right, and that means it obviously got too dark to see your screen, so how could you possibly know you'd become Buttman?

[Shiro literally none of those things are reasons to not look at your messages right.]

[shiro2hero]

... Did you change my username, Ryan.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude, I already told you, it wasn't me!

[shiro2hero]

Everyone in this house is a suspect.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Except me! My alibi is air-tight - if I couldn't recognize your face, why would I change your username? Then I'd never know when you were texting me and freak out about it!

[HE HAD MONEY ON YOU NOT SUSPECTING HIM, SHIRO]

[shiro2hero]

Fine, fine...

I guess then I also can't ask you who was messing with it while I was showering.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[The funny part is, he absolutely could. Ryan knows who the culprit is. Buuuuut this is more fun.]

I guess not - but it does narrow things down, don't you think?

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, to just everyone in the house.

[chickenchoicejudy]

It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeee!

[shiro2hero]

[IGNORING YOUR WHINING, SON!!!]

[or not, not really.]

[Because a little bit later, he comes back, after Ange spilled -]

I'm divorcing Adam.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Without missing a beat--]

Soooo...which one of you gets me in the divorce?

[shiro2hero]

Me.

He has his own bunch of wayward kids. Not that he'd tell you that.