voice; un: BUTTMAN

[shiro2hero]

[Oh, it's a Shiro post. Clearly, this is going to be some informative speech. Important information about town, or what's going on here.]



WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO 'BUTT MAN'?


[... or not.]

[That's it. That's the post.]

Comments

[shiro2hero]

Everyone in this house is a suspect.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Except me! My alibi is air-tight - if I couldn't recognize your face, why would I change your username? Then I'd never know when you were texting me and freak out about it!

[HE HAD MONEY ON YOU NOT SUSPECTING HIM, SHIRO]

[shiro2hero]

Fine, fine...

I guess then I also can't ask you who was messing with it while I was showering.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[The funny part is, he absolutely could. Ryan knows who the culprit is. Buuuuut this is more fun.]

I guess not - but it does narrow things down, don't you think?

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, to just everyone in the house.

[chickenchoicejudy]

It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeee!

[shiro2hero]

[IGNORING YOUR WHINING, SON!!!]

[or not, not really.]

[Because a little bit later, he comes back, after Ange spilled -]

I'm divorcing Adam.

[chickenchoicejudy]

[Without missing a beat--]

Soooo...which one of you gets me in the divorce?

[shiro2hero]

Me.

He has his own bunch of wayward kids. Not that he'd tell you that.