text, un: UNOWEN

[forwantofahorse]

Does anyone know an easy way to negate the toxicity and acidic properties of vileblood? It doesn't matter if it also negates its magical abilities, it no longer being actively harmful to get into close contact with is enough.

And I mean fully, like you could drink it without any ill effects. Being able to just touch it with your bare hands isn't enough.

...I would also like to issue a formal apology to Ozpin and his school for my... tantrum about his... habits. I'm largely putting that in the body of this post so that nobody will call me a hypocrite.

Comments

[the_obedient_servant]

I'd hope not! I'd like to think I'm unbearably annoying at parties!

[yandhero]

boooooo
just let ppl have their fun

[the_obedient_servant]

[yandhero]

[ ...welp. she's saving that one, isn't she. ]

ok that was pretty funny
i guess u can be as rude as u want

[the_obedient_servant]

Your permission is greatly valued. I will not let it go to waste. In your honor I shall be rude to upwards of fourteen... no, fifteen people.

[yandhero]

omg... a world where u get to say whatever u want and post stupid memes
i love it!! chase ur dreams!!
i believe in u little flower pal

[the_obedient_servant]

Your belief fills me with DETERMINATION.

[yandhero]

yes!! we can make this better world
TOGETHER!!!

what's ur name btw?? i'm toga

[the_obedient_servant]

Sounds like a plan, partner.

I am Chara. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[What an odd girl... they find it strangely endearing though.]

[yandhero]

u don't have to be so formal u know? we're friends now
but live ur best life if that's rly what u want

oh also try not to make fun of sayochan TOO much
she's doing all this as a huge favor to me so!

[the_obedient_servant]

It's part of my contract with her. It's nothing personal, of course, I simply have to as per my obligations as a member of Mariage Sorciere.

[In no way was that part of their deal, but it was in spirit.]

Also, I'm afraid this is just how I talk.

Are you her girlfriend?

[yandhero]

mariage sorciere?? is that like some cool club or something
also yeah i kind of figured wwwwwww just figured i'd give u the option u kno

nope! she's not comfy with me drinking her blood anyway i don't think
so that kind of puts a damper on the whole thing

[the_obedient_servant]

It's the name of our pact.

I see. Well, she's certainly going out on a limb for you all the same if she's doing this for you, personally.

[Sayo, be ANY less obvious, why don't you?]

How long have you been in Trench? And known Sayo for that matter?

[yandhero]

oooooh a pact... scary scary
a girl asked me to make one of those in grade 7 hehehe
i won't get in the way then, i'll be good~~~

eight days in trench, eight days with sayochan!!
i moved in with her since all my friends think im a murderer lmaoooo

i'm not
just to make that clear

[the_obedient_servant]

I see.

[U-Haul lesbians.... They really do exist.]

I'm glad you're not a murderer. If you murdered her, I'd be rather peeved.

Any idea why they think that?

[yandhero]

[ excuse you, chara, she is a u-haul bisexual. it's pride, let's get it right!!! ]

not as peeved as me (￣ε￣)
i mean i'd lose a friend AND i'd be a murderer
groooooss. super gross

yah i already know
parallel worlds or something? tbh i don't really like thinking about it
but basically the me they all know is a murderer. or so they say
not that i don't believe them.

it's gross and it sucks that's basically what u need to know

[the_obedient_servant]

[Don't worry, they're not homophobic, they just hate everyone.

They take it that she's ignorant to who Sayo is as a person. Interesting. They might have to chat with her about that.

Then again, a lot of Chara's friends don't realize the sheer extent of their atrocities.]

It's more common than you'd think. A friend of mine is constantly treated as a terrifying demonic witch who she might end up becoming in the future, and she's getting rather tired of it.

Who is it that's doing it?

[They will pick a fight with the MHA cast.]

[yandhero]

huh???
what the heck! that's messed up too!!
if they're rly worried they should spend even more time making sure she doesn't fall down that path
just yelling at someone and pushing them away is like
it feels like it's the worst thing u can do!!

u probably don't know them tbh
and even if u do i don't rly want to make ppl angry with them
it's not like they're bad ppl. they're heroes. they're rly good at it too
it probably wouldn't hurt so much if they were usually jerks

[the_obedient_servant]

They don't yell at her, but they treat her like a ticking time bomb, like any benign gesture she makes must be some secret malevolent agenda, without any consideration of how she feels when they do that.

It seems like your friends are doing the same to you.