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Does anyone know an easy way to negate the toxicity and acidic properties of vileblood? It doesn't matter if it also negates its magical abilities, it no longer being actively harmful to get into close contact with is enough.

And I mean fully, like you could drink it without any ill effects. Being able to just touch it with your bare hands isn't enough.

...I would also like to issue a formal apology to Ozpin and his school for my... tantrum about his... habits. I'm largely putting that in the body of this post so that nobody will call me a hypocrite.

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To make it so that vileblood isn't fatal or harmful in any way if you ingest it, accidentally or otherwise. Considering that palebloods can safely take vileblood transfusions, it might have some kind of neutralizing agent, but it needs to be specifically vileblood that's safe, not some kind of vileblood/paleblood compound.

That's quite the tall task. I'm a Vileblood myself, and one of my dear friends has arrived as a Paleblood, so I'll see what information I can obtain once I collect some supplies for this work.

But. WHY are you drinking Vileblood?

Not me. A friend of mine. She needs to drink other peoples' blood to use her powers.

[Also she thinks blood is very sexy, but Sayo isn't going to expose Himiko like that in public,]

And she needs to drink specifically Vileblood even though it's statistically only 1/4 of the population?

Sayo.

What is actually going on that your friend can't abstain from 1 out of 4 people?

Well! I don't want to limit her options! That's it! She'd be so sad if she found somebody she liked, asked nicely for their blood, and they mentioned they were a vileblood so she couldn't drink it! This is just an easy solution to that, that's all.

Sayo, if this is a fucking kink of a girl who has a crush on you, we've got a lot more to talk about than just bloodtypes.

[Forgive him, Sayo-- and the voice that is several steps deeper than the one she's familiar with. There's a certain brusqueness, a certain agitation, that makes it plain that this is the dweeby mage she met in a nightmare. ]

Er- oh, my, your voice is, um, was it so high because of the nightmare, or-

Wait, wait. No. [Waver can hear her shaking her head.] Back on track!

This is kind of an embarrassing question, but...

What's a "kink?" Is it like a Quirk, or...

[do you think a girl from a hick town in a hick archipelago with no internet access in a literally catholic orphanage has had literally any exposure to kink or sex education, waver,]

Edited 2022-05-12 00:25 (UTC)

[Observe, Sayo, the face of a man who is dead inside. Waver is still recognizably himself when he pops on video. He's just older, with longer hair and... Soft horsey ears? ]

Remember when I told you that I was actually 30? I want t joking. Turns out that spell doesn't work right if there's something else affecting my appearance.

[He currently possessed a few extra appendages, after all.]

A... Kink is something you do with your partner that isn't as mild as kissing but also isn't regular sex. If they want you to play with ropes, kiss their feet-- or play with blood, that's a kink.

It also means that you need to consent, which includes knowing what you're doing.

... Are you even ready for this kind of thing? I'm an alchemist and sometimes detective, not a school health teacher.

Eh? Wait, you don't know what a kink is, Sayo-chan?

[ up until now, she's been quiet. but toga's voice here is loud enough to come through sayo's audio, and it's...

well. it's certainly something. ]

-ah, noooo, he's got it all wrong! It's not like that at all! Or, well, maybe a little? I definitely want you to know what you're doing... But it's definitely not all like that! [ the sound of fabric rustling - like someone rapidly sitting up in a bed and scooting a bit closer. ] It's like... A little kiss on the cheek, you know? Just a little chuuu and a little sting! Like, my classmates let me do it. Some of them. But I used to give them to my mom and my dad, and it wasn't weird then at all!!

Eh?

I- um- that's-

[THIS IS A LOT OF INFORMATION TO PROCESS AT ONCE ESPECIALLY WHEN HIMIKO IS ACTIVELY SPRAWLED OVER SAYO'S SHOULDER

(At the same time, several things that she'd written into Turn in a sleep-deprived, starving haze suddenly made a lot more sense.)]

First! First of all, Himiko-chan and I aren't- l- l- l- like that! [The way Sayo blushes and looks away from her, as well as literally everything about the tone of her voice, implies that she'd like it to be otherwise.] It's just- well, it's like she said- and I don't want her to hurt herself if she accidentally takes vileblood, or, or- for her to get sad if she wants to take someone's blood but can't, or, um...

[...he needed a drink.

No, scratch that, he needed an entire barrel of wine to deal with this level of teenage drama on matters that he was absolutely and completely confused on.]

So are you two dating or not?

[Waver asked, getting to the point.]

Sayo. Miss Himiko. I will gladly share with you what information I have, but I need to know what we're working with. What are the both of your blood types, and what all do the both of you know about... these kind of activities?

Also, Miss Himiko. What kind of powers do you have that requires blood from others? Is it just the blood that you need, or something more specific? Would finding alternative sources at all be a help?

[Girls, he's too fucking gay for this.]

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-aw, does he think we're dating? Ehehe, wouldn't that be fun... [ she mumbles a bit, giggling at a distance from the mic before leaning back in. ] Don't worry, sensei! Sayo-chan's an ultra-cutie, but we're not dating. We're just really good friends, right, Sayo-chaaaan?

[ she hardly bothers to wait for a response before plunging forward, rapidly rattling off answers into the omni to each question as they come. ]

First! She's got Darkblood and I've got Paleblood! Second! I know a lot more than her about activities, but I'll die of embarrassment if you make me say all of it! Third, it's my Quirk, it's just the blood I need, and it lets me transform into anyone as long as I have their blood in my stomach! And fourth, even if I could eat hair instead I'd rather drink the blood! It's cooler, cuter, more romantic... It's just the best~!

[ an odd giggle, like she's half-drunk. goodness, she's quite the handful, isn't she? ]

Did I score well on the quiz, sensei? Did I!?

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["-wouldn't that be fun..." echoes in Sayo's head over and over, each giddy repetition growing louder and louder until it sounds less like wedding bells and more deafening church bells. Sayo smiles dreamily, nodding along to Himiko's query as she gets drifts somewhere above cloud nine.

Sorry, Waver, you're on your own.]

[Lesbians. All of them.

This wasn't a bad thing, but they would need to look elsewhere if they wanted tips on satisfying the kitty. He had limited experience with wrangling anacondas, but in his case the snake had guided him during that first night...

Ahem.]

Bravo. Full points, Miss Himiko. Your attention to detail is admirable.

[Though his tone was a touch dry, his relief at not needing to wrangle info out of chatty teenage girls was clear. Waver appreciated it when the women in his life were clear about what they wanted and who they were. ]

Now-- I believe that vilebloods like myself are the ones that can ingest anyone's blood if needed. I've certainly... Tried drinking a few inedibles just to see.

[Hydrogen peroxide, girls. It tingled all the way down.]

It may be something in our gut that you would need to take as a supplement, as you might if you had troubles with dairy before eating a sundae. Would you be willing if it were something like that?

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