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[loveandduty]

Ladies and Gentleman may I have your attention~!

[Minako gave a wide a smile as she could muster. In the background she seemed to be in the kitchen with something cooking and currently she was not paying no attention at all.]

Now it is the month of June and this month is a super important month for Usagi-chan~ because it's her birthday at the end of it. Now from what I know in the previous place June was not exactly a good month for her birthday but we don't know if that is the case this month or not. Because of that I will be trying my hardest to make it a great day for her.


And if anything tries to put a damper on it. I will personally pinch whatever it is in whatever can be punched, you hear?

[And yes she was being 100% serious with that one.]

I also have a few more announcements~ For one I have finally started to write more songs, so next month I will be putting on my first ever concert. It's different from just singing on the street, so look forward to hearing my beautiful voice~

Second of all I am still doing my whole love advice thing for those who need it. Also can do friendship advice.

Finally to all your beautiful people I am here to say that this beautiful goddess here is officially engaged~! Its a shocker, right?

[She gives a cheesy kind of of a wink as in the background it seems like something if burning. It takes a moment for Minako to noticed the smell of smoke before turning her head. Her once smiley demeaner changed to one of panic.]

Ah! My food!

Comments

[velvet_teen]

I do know a bit about getting children.

[ She has indeed recently found out the mechanics of getting a full on baby but figures that as an expert, Minako probably knows that. ]

You find some kids that aren't being taken care of right and take them for yourself. That's how it works in Trench, with Sleepers. Do you want kids, I can keep an eye out for you if I see a good one.

[loveandduty]

That is one way to get a child and that is usually called adoption or fostering. But that wasn't the one I was on about.

Usually back home it was when a mother and father love each other very much they do something that one does in the bedroom apart from sleep.

[velvet_teen]

Ah, that game where they squish the bits together until something squishes out.

If I make a mess in bed it is because I have been eating crackers in it.

[loveandduty]

You have never had a sex education lesson have you?

[velvet_teen]

I have had... one. It was horrible but now I know how to buy a comdon if I need one for squishing reasons.

[loveandduty]

I am afraid to ask what you mean by squishing reason and also afraid to ask who taught you, but at least you know how to use that as that is information that is important to have.

Not so much if it's two females though.

[velvet_teen]

Oh, I had a different talk about how two girls do that stuff but I think the idiot who told me that was either lying or got mixed up with vampires halfway through.

Say, do you gain power and life energy from nibbling on the necks of beautiful women?

[loveandduty]

I can say as someone who is with a girl. No, we do not gain such things from nibbling on necks.

That is a vampire. At least those in stories anyway. But that is also from their blood.