text; un: lady, dated 6/5

[dohaeris]

[since sansa is married to lemoncakes, eating the cursed lemon snacks at the festival trapped her in a vicious cycle of lemon and sugar overconsumption, until the stomachache her mother always warned her about finally caught up with her late saturday night. she used all her training, both from sasuke's ninja school and canon, to steal anything and everything with lemon in it on the boardwalk, and now she feels terrible. feel free to assume she stole from your character!! if caught in the act she would have lied to their face about it, flawlessly.]

I'm very sorry if I stole your lemoncakes. I was not in control of myself. I would make you new ones, but I'm afraid all the lemons have been cursed.

I could make you cakes with oranges or strawberries instead.

Alayne Stone

Comments

text; un:mako

[arclightning]

[ Mako, having spent the last two months with Wu also not fully acting in control of himself, and also having had a lemon tart essentially snatched from his hands by the politest thief he'd ever met in his life, empathizes. ]

Your actual grabbing technique could've used some work, but the follow-up was flawless.

[dohaeris]

[oh, well, at least mako's already seen her lying skills before. perhaps this means he didn't see any of her ninjutsu tricks?]

I'm ill-used to grabbing; I shouldn't think I've ever had cause to resort to it before.

[catelyn did say sansa was a courteous little lady at three...]

I'm much more practiced at cleaning up messes.

Thank you for your understanding. I have heard that some people make tarts with a sort of lime curd, instead of lemon. It would be good to learn to make it, if I can no longer have lemon curd for scones.

[limes!!! so disappointing to true lemon fans.]

[arclightning]

[ He had, admittedly, been kind of distracted with an intense need to stop Fritter from grabbing every single piece of food offered to her. However, that... absolutely makes sense. ]

Thought so. Pretty good technique for a beginner, then. Hopefully you don't have any reason to get better at it.

You ever heard of yuzu?

[dohaeris]

I haven't heard of yuzu.

Do people make a curd out of it?

[arclightning]

You can, yeah. It's like a cross between a limon and a fire orange. Little tree full of them sprouted up in the alley behind the Raccoon Room if you want any.

[ Because those are words people know, Mako! Definitely. ]

Text; UN: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

Oh uh, that's okay, I appreciate the apology!

Don't worry about it, Stone-san! I'll take you up on that strawberry cake though!

[dohaeris]

[oh, that is not a very nice way to refer to a baseborn girl. sansa resents once again the fact that she didn't think to make a new alias here.]

Please, call me Alayne, or Lady Alayne if you like, or whatever it is you usually say instead of lady.

I would be glad to make a strawberry cake for you, at the Sanctuary or my home at the Rookery, whenever you like. But I'm afraid that if I ever learned your name, I never learned of its connection to this user name on the net work, and I should like to know who I have promised a cake, so that I can be sure no one else eats it.

[lightthedarkness]

[Truly, Usagi had not intended to be insulting. If she knew, she'd apologize.]

Lady Alayne it is then!

And my name is Usagi Tsukino! It means rabbit of the moon in my home language!

It's super sweet of you to make up for it like this!

[dohaeris]

[sansa is sure no one ever means any offense when they address her with 'stone,' which is why she only ever tries to gently correct them, but she finds it unpleasant, all the same.

It's good to meet you, Lady Usagi. I'm very sorry I stole your cake in the first place. I was not myself. It's the least I can do to make you a new one.

[for some reason the thought of baking feels very satisfying, like sewing does ordinarily.]

text; un: Oracle

[adaine]

[Compared to the attempted murders going on this month, this is adorably benign.]

If you want uncursed lemoncakes, I can get you some.

[dohaeris]

[what.......murders.......sansa only knows about the thing with the tongue???]

Can you?

I'm not sure I want anything with sugar right now.

[truly a sign of the depths of her despair.]

[adaine]

[One of her acquaintances might have tried to murder her, it's fine.]

Yep. One a day. Whenever you want it.

[dohaeris]

[WHAT]

How do you know they aren't cursed?

[velvet_teen]

I only let you get away with it because I don't like lemon that much anyway!

[ This is a bald faced lie, Alayne absolutely tricked her and she is mad about it and retaliating by lying back, which is flawless Alice logic. ]

[dohaeris]

Would you like a strawberry cake? I could make it with chocolate.

[velvet_teen]

I want an orange cake, with chocolate.

[dohaeris]

Oh, all right. I don't think I've ever had them together before.

[an orange cake with chocolate frosting? or a chocolate cake with marmalade, of sorts? she's not sure.]

Would you like an orange cake with chocolate icing, or a chocolate cake with orange filling?

[text] un: QueenCobra

[abornfighter]

You could have just asked if you wanted them that badly. A+ lying skills, though. I actually believed you until after you'd already walked away with them.

[Honestly, Tory is more amused than upset about it at all.]

[dohaeris]

I can't even remember what I was thinking, truly. I'm very sorry I stole from you, but you might be better off for not having eaten them.

[abornfighter]

It's okay. I'm not angry about it. I assumed you must have been craving them pretty badly if you were stealing them.

What kind of curse was on the lemons?

[dohaeris]

Well, it made me want more lemons. I couldn't think of anything else.

Could I make you a different kind of cake?

text; un: catsandmagic

[occultfan]

Its okay. Mine might not have been that great anyway.

[dohaeris]

The lemons have been badly cursed, but I still should like to make you a new cake, anyway.

[it's paleblood bakeoff month....]

Are you all right?

[occultfan]

It's fine. I made another cake later for the house.

[It was a birthday cake for herself to everyone else.]

But as for how I am. I'm doing a lot better then I was a week ago at least. I hope you are doing okay now?

[dohaeris]

Oh, I'm well enough, but I would like to make another cake for your house, truly. The strawberries are all right, I could make you a strawberry cake.