deernet | Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut

[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]

Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!

And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.

[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]

[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.

If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.

Who knows what you'll find!

... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.

He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]

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Why are you selling a bunch of useless shit anyway? What's your end game?

Firstly, I'm bartering. It's what we do now. It's our way of life.

And then nextly — why's it useless? You don't know it's useless 'til you look for yourself!

I mean- I'd rather just use my own money to buy a drink. I have enough shit at home that I don't need and don't know what to do with and before you ask, no- you cna't sell it.

Okay, but consider this: my bar's got drinks, too.

So I'm supplying the best of both worlds, here! Obviously.

Well, I guess whatever you don't sell you can reconfigure into furniture for the bar. I'm no architect but I think that works.

Oh, yeah! I made all my bar stools out of broken shit in Deerington, before.

Which was kinda hard, because I had to drag all of that through a bunch of fog and monsters.

But I think it all turned out pretty nice.

Maybe get some help next time, unless you've got a death wish. Repurposed furniture is in, as long as it's not covered in blood and bile.. but I guess that might even be a win here. Who knows?

Edited (u saw nothin) 2021-10-10 17:29 (UTC)

Yeah, exactly!

People always mention something about me having a death wish or how I'm probably gonna die, but I'm almost 45. If nothing's killed me yet, I dunno if it will any time soon.

[INFALLIBLE LOGIC.]

Age isn't really the standard for stupid moves that get you put in the crosshairs. Every time you think you're lucky you just give the universe another reason to exact change.

[MOODY INFALLIBLE LOGIC.]

I dunno, kid, I think I'm just real hard to kill.

Like how Varian freaked out when I told him I ate concrete mix once.

I think I just made my body super-resistent or something.

First, I'm 24 - so, not a kid. Second, building a tolerance to pain and stupid choices doesn't make you invulnerable and unkillable dude.

Oh! Okay.

I'm like... 40-something, alright. Shit gets hard to tell when you're 40-something. You could be 14 for all I know.

But we won't know that until we test it. It's, like... science methods.

Really? Could've sworn you were like 60.

I'd hate to see you on the other side of those conclusive findings.

Hey! 60's pushing it, pipsqueak!

Ugh, the young people, they're super inconsiderate. You'll be an old hag someday, too.

[I'M A GRANDMOTHER]

I probably won't live long enough to reach hag status, but you're already two decades away from it.

Hey, whoa, don't sell yourself short!

If someone like me makes it to 46 or whatever, you can totally turn into a hag.

I should definitely be dead!

Here's to probability not being on my side.
You owe me a drink for using me as a spokesperson for your blatant self-promotion.

Shoulda, could, woulda am I right? With your unkillable bullshit and my background, there's nothing this place can't throw at us.

Edited 2021-11-17 19:47 (UTC)

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