Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut

[kingoftherats]

[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]

Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!

And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.

[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]





























[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.

If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.

Who knows what you'll find!

... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.

He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]

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[kingoftherats]

[Hello text-to-voice, my old friend.]

Why would it be poison? Come on, we're a classier establishment than that.

If you want something kinda poisonous, that's ask-only.

[threelayers]

For once I wouldn't blame you for it.
Just a whole lotta tainted stuff in this place, so I figure some of the good stuff's tainted too.
But hey if we've got the non-poisonous? I'm in.

Heck, if you care about "Carding" someone, I hit 21 not long before the nightmare ended.

[kingoftherats]

Congrats on making it to drinking-without-getting-in-trouble ages, lady.

[Sorry, he learned your name at some point, and then promptly forgot it. Like a goldfish.]

I'm not exactly looking at IDs around here. Kids who get stabbed on the reg by big fucking monsters should be able to drink 'til their livers explode, if you ask me, dude. Uhh. Do we even have ID cards? I definitely haven't had a ID card since, like... 2017?

[He should probably replace that. Yeah.]

[threelayers]

We're in a weird blood-town with monsters outside, eating mushrooms and showing up as squids.
If someone actually did card me, I'd laugh in their stupid face about it, hehehe.
Sometimes, a girl just needs a stiff drink to get through the insanity of a day, right?

[kingoftherats]

Well, I'm like, a full-blown alcoholic, so I physically can't go through a day without drinking.

But it's cool, I've got it under control.

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Do you have these so-called mushrooms handy?

[threelayers]

Sure you do.
Hah, that's what they all say, buddy.
(I used to bounce for a bar.)

These aren't the 'nifty mushroom' sort of mushroom.
They're just the edible sorts you put in salads.
Well, the yellow ones look weird, but they're just edible.

[kingoftherats]

People eat mushrooms just to eat them? What the hell. That's disgusting.

[If you can't get high whAT'S THE POINT-

... Anyway.]

You bounced for a bar, though? 'Cus I could use a part-time bouncer.

[threelayers]

They aren't bad in salads and pizza.

Hell yeah, bounced for the hair of the dog.
The real one you drank dogs hair to get in.
Never underestimate the short ones, hah

[kingoftherats]

First off? Salads? Disgusting. Grody.

But pizza, I can get behind.

I'll hire you, then! Uuuh. I can pay you in booze and — I guess whatever people give me for booze. I guess people don't just have dollars here. It's kind of nuts.

[threelayers]

Eat your spinach so you can grow up big and strong.
like the stupid cartoon man with the gigantic forearms I saw in the nightmare's TVs.

And I'll do a little pro bono bouncing for drinks on my off hours, sure.
Main job's working with the hunters, but I don't mind busting dumbass heads at bars.
Besides, I can't be on patrols all of the damned time can I?

[kingoftherats]

'Course you can't! It'd get boring after a while, right?

I gotta always have lots of stuff to do in the day.




What the hell's a pro-boner? I don't want anyone's pro-boner near me.