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deernet2021-09-25 04:25 am
kingoftherats) wrote in deernet2021-09-25 04:25 am
Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut
[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]
[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]
[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]
Video
[You all invited the vampire in, the vampire is not leaving, the vampire will continue to get high and crawl through your house's armpits.]
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Because you're opening a pub?
[But that's not the only thing he's interest in. Sam holds up a shiny bottlecap]
What'll this get me at your treasure sale? What's the best thing you've got?
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... Dude, I know you're holding out on me.
It's gotta be a really good bottlecap; I've got plenty of those from the beers I brought with me.
I may or may not have shiny rocks, though. Maybe some funky symbols on them. One of them even glows if you hold it.
[charlie over here just manhandling fucking spell rocks]
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He sees them. He sees them and he wants them.]
Well this one is from Dean. It's a friendship cap, so... pretty special if you ask me.
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You got any cheese?
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Charlie do you know how expensive meat and dairy is here? That's premium stuff. Those would have to be some pretty good rocks.
But fine I mean if you don't want Dean's one of a kind friendship light catcher that's cool. How much cheese are we talking?
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No cheese, no shiny rocks with squiggles on them.
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Those are bad rocks, Charlie. Give them to me before something bad happens.
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They're my rocks, I earned 'em fair and square, big boy.
[He's just gonna juggle some of these glowy rocks for emphasis.]
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Fine, fine okay. Just stop doing that- Cheese, right? Any kind of cheese?
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... Well, maybe not cottage cheese. No on cottage; I don't do cottages. I'm more of a city dude.
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Yeah.. I can see that for you.
Cheese huh.. yeah, okay. Hang tight. I'll get your cheese.
[Or something. If all else fails there's a nice bracelet in his stuff that he doesn't care about. Maybe Charlie will trade for that. Who knows, sky is the limit.]
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[Did he just say all that and hang up like this is a drug deal?
yeah]
Action lmao this is so.. so special
Apparently so.
And it's your lucky day, Charlie, because he's got a nice wedge of hard cheese wrapped in butcher's paper and twine.
This feels like a drug deal. Why does it feel like a drug deal?
Oh yeah, because Charlie Kelly is sketchy as shit.]
Action
... Anyways, he's waiting around the corner of the alley looking like this:
Nobody should be that surprised.]
Hey, big man. You got the good stuff?
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Yeah, I've got your cheese. Went through a lot of trouble for it, you know.
[He pulls out the parcel and hands it over. It's a decent size, round and flat and about the size of a grapefruit.]
Show me the rocks
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Takes a large bite.
... Mmm.]
This will do. But if I hear you've ratted me out to the authorities, we're gonna have words.
[so fucking dumb
but he does hand over the bag of weird glowy rocks from the sewer]
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.. rat you out to who, the police cats? I don't think they're here, bud.
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[Said coolly, as he slides a hunk of cheese in his inner jacket.]
Maybe they're squids this time instead.
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