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deernet2021-09-25 04:25 am
kingoftherats) wrote in deernet2021-09-25 04:25 am
Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut
[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]
[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]
[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]
video; un: theycallmehuntress
[Sarcasm? Definitely not sarcasm. Not at allllll.]
video;
You think I could swing being the next Al Pacino? I love me some Al Pacino.
[he sees no sarcasm here]
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I don't have a driver's license. Don't put me in charge of any automobiles, lady.
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You know what, it's probably good you don't drive, come to think of it.
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I mean, I might hit some stuff, but I could get places!
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And hit things?
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Just not-living things sometimes!
Who cares about a license anyway? It's just a dumb card. I probably dropped it sometime crawling in and out of the sewer.
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