deernet | Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut

[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]

Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!

And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.

[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]

[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.

If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.

Who knows what you'll find!

... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.

He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]

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[There's a voice echoing in the back of Fern's head.

It's Finn's. "It feels almost like we're real brothers, right? Or, even closer."

It takes a few minutes for Fern to type a response.]

i don't want any brothers that are like me

Uh. Okay.

Then what kinda brothers do you want?

i guess

just the ones i got here
maybe BMO and NEPTR
they're robots
and Jermaine
he's a dog

[He wants to Jake as well, but he's pretty sure Jake hates him after everything.]

B-M-O?

Man, those robots need easier names.

I dunno if a dog counts as a brother. Do they? I've never owned a dog before; my mom was terrified of 'em, she said they would eat my face if I got too close.

you pronounce is Beemo

they count when they adopted me
back in Ooo we had talking dogs
not weird not-talking ones
they were more like people

i mean your mom's not wrong dogs got some big jaws