Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut

[kingoftherats]

[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]

Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!

And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.

[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]





























[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.

If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.

Who knows what you'll find!

... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.

He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]

Comments

[kingoftherats]

You're telling me your planet's in danger of little green ghoul-men from space, but nobody's even taking it seriously? I'd be building the biggest canon on the planet and shooting them out of the sky. There's no such thing as a nice alien invasion; they're gonna do weird probe-stuff to humans! Isn't that enough reason to take it serious?

[zib]

Exactly. But they don't.

They don't have anything to protect us from the aliens, so that's why I have to be the one to fight and come up with an invention that can do something about it.

[kingoftherats]

So... The twelve-year-old kid has inventions, but not the grown-ups.

Well, okay, even if that's true... You're still gonna be stuck here, pretty sure. Nobody's ever had a choice to leave, other than one special time. And if you came back, that was it; you were here.

[zib]

Well, I'm going to try to get out of here anyway no matter what you say. Maybe some of you have given up on looking for the means to make it work, or maybe you even like it here, but I'm not the same in that regard. I didn't choose to come here, after all.

[kingoftherats]

Suit yourself, little guy.

Just don't come whining to me when your spaceship explodes or gets taken by a giant octopus or some shit!