Charlie Kelly (
kingoftherats) wrote in
deernet2021-09-25 04:25 am
Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut
[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]


























[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]


























[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]

no subject
I guess I can understand that. Most of the people I know home are... a lot better than me- but I know someone who could probably use the time here to heal and find herself. The Trenchies seem to think everyone will show up here one day- so I guess it's just a case of...waiting.
no subject
Maybe they'll be impressed; I stopped drinking as many beers a day, and sometimes I don't do substances.
And I haven't touched cement since I got here!
no subject
[God, he just said Charlie made sense, maybe he's finally lost it.]
...You know what, that's actually pretty impressive. Congratulations on not eating cement.
no subject
You're very welcome.
no subject
It's a big milestone! Uh, I'll leave you to it, but shout me if you do end up needing help with the plumbing. I don't mind.
no subject
I'll slip you a cold beer, too. On the house!
no subject