Charlie Kelly (
kingoftherats) wrote in
deernet2021-09-25 04:25 am
Video; Possible Bar Action; ....... lots of images under cut
[The feed opens for a moment to Charlie, sporting a black eye and a scabbed lip (thank you Dean Winchester), but he doesn't seem to mind that; instead he's eagerly sitting in his bar, which is open to the public (sorry everyone), and it appears to have quite an assortment of questionable criminal-like men and old tired sailors.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]


























[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]
Hey, dudes! It's Charlie here, and I got a video I was gonna play for you — like, it's just a cool thing I put together for the pub now that it's open, but also because I'm gonna have a big sale there with all the crazy stuff I found around town this weekend, so — yeah, check it out! I think it came out pretty great!
And just as a tip: don't linger in the alleyway outside of the bar. People get stabbed there a lot.
[... A clumsily recorded video abruptly plays, full of weird cuts and zooms and-...]


























[When it cuts back to Charlie, he seems really proud of himself and awaits your adoration.
If anyone is so bold as to show up at this yard sale being held at Paddy's Pub's outdoor area... they may very well find some unique and unusual trinkets he had taken from the sewers... or just useless and/or gross things. There are absolutely diamonds in the rough here. May the odds ever be in your favor, because for every rock or sock or fork, there's a magical gem or rare ingredient to a spell.
Who knows what you'll find!
... And yes, the pub is likewise open for business, if you need moonshine to get you through the day.
He doesn't bother carding anyone here, for the record. He ain't your dad.]

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Please tell me they didn't pit you against some of those creatures and that you were there to cheer someone on?
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They wanted me to fight some other people from town, first?
But I was, like, way too high to do that. So.
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I wish I'd been there to have your back in all that. You're one of the few Sleepers who matter to me.
[He's not going to straight up call him a friend, but it means the same thing.]
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I do?
[This is... unusual. He doesn't usually matter to people.
Which, y'know. Whatever. It's just — new.]
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[He's completely serious, not in his usual sinister way, but almost in a human, "I'm being honest with you." fashion.]
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You're a pretty cool friend to have, too. Thanks for trading my moonshine.
[It's not often he thanks people around him for something they've done.
It's what happens when all your friends are kinda... grimy scoundrels.]
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[No doubt, he would later rely on it during the madness that was October.]
I'll be down sometime soon to see about those treasures you hunted out.