Ruby Rose (
onekindsoul) wrote in
deernet2022-07-01 03:37 pm
Video | UN: ClickClickBloom + Ushiromiya
[ The first thing in full view is a slushie shop. But not just any, oh no. It is.. wildly decorated. The kind of thing you can't stare at for longer than 10 seconds without feeling like you get a headache. There's someone standing behind the counter, though they look completely unrecognizable. You know, on account of the fact that they're wearing a slushie mascot outfit. Good luck guessing whose arms those are. Honestly, the person isn't even really standing there. They're more just slumped over said counter, like they've given up on life.
The view lingers on that for a moment before the Omni seems to be switched around, instead putting Ruby into full view. ]
Having trouble beating the heat?
Finding trouble finding motivation?
Are your uncles all hot sweaty and gross?
Is Hot Girl Summer a little hotter than you were expecting?
Well have we got a solution for you.
Right, Ange?
[Ruby looks over to the mascot after a brief pause.]
R-right Ange?
[ The slushie suit sighs, and the voice that follows it - that's definitely Ange. ]
I thought the agreement was that I didn't have to talk on video in exchange for wearing this.
[Ruby just looks to her for a moment before looking back to the camera.]
Well come on down to the Slush! For all of your cool treat ideas! Everything is made by me and my lovely assisant Ange! With Blood magic!
We've got slushies, Ice cream, smoothies and a boat load of magical fans to help you BEAT THE HEAT! Do you want to be a gross pile of sweat? No you don't! So come down to the board walk where it isn't hot and it doesn't suck!
[ That's when Ange pipes up again. ]
And if someone is going to cause a dumb fuss over at the stand, they're going to die.
[And Ruby slides in front of Ange.]
OF FUN!!!!!!!!!
[And she raises her hands and generates a few ripples of ice with her coldblood powers.]
Jazz hands!
[Available for Reactions of the network or in person.]
The view lingers on that for a moment before the Omni seems to be switched around, instead putting Ruby into full view. ]
Having trouble beating the heat?
Finding trouble finding motivation?
Are your uncles all hot sweaty and gross?
Is Hot Girl Summer a little hotter than you were expecting?
Well have we got a solution for you.
Right, Ange?
[Ruby looks over to the mascot after a brief pause.]
R-right Ange?
[ The slushie suit sighs, and the voice that follows it - that's definitely Ange. ]
I thought the agreement was that I didn't have to talk on video in exchange for wearing this.
[Ruby just looks to her for a moment before looking back to the camera.]
Well come on down to the Slush! For all of your cool treat ideas! Everything is made by me and my lovely assisant Ange! With Blood magic!
We've got slushies, Ice cream, smoothies and a boat load of magical fans to help you BEAT THE HEAT! Do you want to be a gross pile of sweat? No you don't! So come down to the board walk where it isn't hot and it doesn't suck!
[ That's when Ange pipes up again. ]
And if someone is going to cause a dumb fuss over at the stand, they're going to die.
[And Ruby slides in front of Ange.]
OF FUN!!!!!!!!!
[And she raises her hands and generates a few ripples of ice with her coldblood powers.]
Jazz hands!
[Available for Reactions of the network or in person.]

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And effort means heat gets generated.
Right?
[Ange please. Please do not. Do a murder. Or suffocate in a freezer.]
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[ She's onto you, Shiro.
It's a good thing that Ange was never really serious about any of this in the first place. She loves Ruby way too much. Even if the other may be trying to pour ice water over her soon.
But she's still onto you, bud!! Pal!!
Which is why she lets out a groan. ]
Anything is too much with this heat. [ Not just murder. Everything. ] Just make it stop.
[ How much longer is this going to last? The entire month? She won't make it. ]
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[He hopes it's helping. At least, distracting her until Ruby appears.]
It will. She's on her way with the ice. You can do this, Ange.