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[it's black. a single inverted conical light hangs overhead, casting a yellowing glow down onto the wooden table below. maybe a few stains of liquid here and there on the surface, maybe that's wood pattern, who knows. a man's sitting in the darkness at the table, gnarled purple burn scars attached to the healthy flesh of his hands via surgical staples just around the base of his palm and past his wrists. the same burns travel all the way up his arms and vanish beneath metallic cuffs above his elbows, clasped to his dark coat. similar burn scars cover his entire throat and the lower half of his face, as well as his lower eyelids, all stapled to his flesh the same way, which gives him a skeletal rictus grin of sorts. it even spreads down to his upper chest, before his white shirt hides it from view.

dabi really doesn't make a lot of posts or responses on the network, but sometimes, hey, you gotta reach out and ask a question or two. he leans forward, spiky black hair brushing just under the light above, probably giving indication he's in some booth somewhere, but no other clues beyond that.]

Ain't much for this kinda thing, but anyone out there got a computer? Somethin from a "modern" time that'd take a USB cable. Maybe with some good media editing software. These Omni things can download and store media from the network, but hell if I can find a port on this rock.

[the image shifts a few times as he gives the omni a few turns around, as if doing one last double check for proof. then settles it again. dabi sets a small button camera used for covert recording operations down on the table.]

Or if ya know how to jack somethin from home into the Omni, lemme know. I got a few things I wanna upload to the network.

[the camera itself isn't capable of connecting to any kind of network, so transfers of the media recorded has to be manual.]

Might be fun to watch 'em later.

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i know porn exists, idiot. ya didn't say porn.

[he's not that naive.]

those are usually in shower heads and behind mirrors.

[the lizard's not here. sucks to be you.

...

*click*]

oy. they'd pay more for me than you.

I did say porn but it takes a nuanced mind to follow the joke. I wasted actual creativity on your amateur hub request.

[Yes they usually are in those places. Though he's not gonna touch that one, that's at least a step in the right direction to keep having some fun with the situation.

No he isn't. Laugh at his jokes, Dabi. It'll only kill you in the slightest.]

The difference is that I don't have a budding e-girl kitty career I'm trying to launch.

so now ya back to stupidity. sorry i wasted ya creative shot for the month.

[he'd laugh if he found them funny. maybe.]

is that another porn joke?

[*whoosh*

strike two.]

I'll forgive you this time because you said you were sorry and I know you mean it, too.

[Maybe is as good as Shigaraki's jokes get with anyone. That'd be a miracle.]

It's me wasting my time, you're right. What's your little AV stunt if you're not trying to be the next GTA controversy?

nah, i'll save the one-time forgive for somethin actually worth it.

[it's such a strain for your little black heart. best not blow it on a sarcastic apology. he's planning for the future.]

maybe releasin some 'naughty boss' videos.

The last thing you'll ever ask for is my forgiveness, anyway. The last thing you'd ever get is my forgiveness, either.

[Only because he wouldn't degrade Dabi to that kind of level. Despite their jabs, Dabi is still someone he has a tiny bit of respect for, however respect manifests for Shigaraki.]

Back to the casting couch jokes. Good, at least you have a sense of humour stapled somewhere in there. I'm a good boy, so I know you're lying.

ya ain't gonna be around when i ask and get my lasts.

[simple as that. (doesn't know how true that's gonna be.) not even sure what he'd ask forgiveness for from shigaraki anyways. but he's pretty sure he'd get some kind of parting shot before they split up.]

you, a good boy. might've actually made a joke there.

We'll see when the time comes. I'll let you have the IOU on that for now.

[Short of Dabi betraying them in some large way, Shigaraki can't think of what he wouldn't just naturally be like 'Classic Dabi' and live his life with. It's something he's finding less that he wants to think about.]

Right, great boy is what I should've said. Now are you going to tell me what you're doing and why you need to put it on the network?

oy, oy. i like to collect on those. don't throw them out so easily.

[not a warning he expects shigaraki to take seriously or even remotely consider. he doesn't have a reason to betray the other man. even with all their rough patches and doubts of shigaraki's leadership, the league stayed with him, even their lone wolf. the league of villains remained from start to present the best route to go along with. shigaraki's a good boss. even if dabi's never been one to take orders unless he feels like it.]

i'm runnin outta space on my camera. so i need to get this crap off it to free the memory up. puttin it up on the network to download later would be ideal.

I'll do what I want, for whom I want. Take it or leave it I don't care.

[No he's not taking it seriously, of course. He wouldn't be out here ribbing him about his request if he wasn't interested in finding out what's going on for more than curiosity sake. There's no reason Dabi would just ask for the sake of asking. ~~The LoV means enough to him that he says he doesn't care, but he does. In his own way.~~]

I'm not dumb enough to actually believe it's porn. What are you trying to do?

i betcha don't. guess i'll pocket it for later.

[he's aware that it's only a matter of time before shigaraki asks about the real reason for all this. and while he might ask for the sake of asking, it'd likely be in preparation for something later. information to squirrel away in case it's useful. this, however, is not that later. it's a now thing.

private line means they can talk more.]

start a war.

Sure.

[It's meant and sincere, but there's more pressing things to talk about the moment Dabi reveals what he's trying to do.]

That sounds more like your type of quest line. Who pissed in your cereal?

[he's not surprised at the reaction. how does one text a shrug.]

no one in particular. ain't even sure it'll work out.

but there's a schism in the hunters and it'd be interestin to see it catch fire.

[If only Shigaraki knew, he could've told him it's a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, but he can feel it from here. Dabi's tone isn't hard to read over text, not always, not if he doesn't want it to be.]

"Some men just want to watch the world burn." Good movie. Good sentiment. Good luck, too. It sounds like it might be fun to watch you roast a few marshmallows. All you need is a computer for it?

[that shrug's too smiley. ¯\_(-_-)_/¯ is more like his. stop reading his tone. it's supposed to be the blank dial tone or something.]

the little green hero and i had a differing of opinion last month. his section of hunters wouldn't let my section kill the beast we brought down.

kind of a standoff, until it woke up again and killed more hunters before goin on a rampage in town. lots more property destruction.

all of which i recorded.

[it also landed dabi a pretty nasty injury, but he's keeping that to himself, thanks. a personal grudge against midoriya izuku.]

[That's the one. Team work makes the dream work. Or the shrug work. He can keep his AOL Dial-up, it's what Shigaraki hears any time he doesn't understand something simple. He reserves saying anything until Dabi seems like he's done typing and a small smile spreads across his face.]

Izuku Midoriya. Wouldn't it just be like him to want to save something not worth the effort only to have it crumble in front of him. Now I wish you did have a computer, that would've been fun to see. It must have been fun to watch too.

I heard you got into it with the exploding wonder, too. You weren't dead so I didn't come looking to find a hole to shove you in.

[basically what's going on through his head when this dumbass brings up something he doesn't get at all. khhhhhhhsst---bee-do-dee---we're sorry, this number is unavailable, or has been disconnected; please try again. goodbye. though in truth he's pretty damn smart on scholastic things (up to middle school at least) and the rest is street smarts plus focus. with a big suck on social things or some forms of entertainment. piece of patchwork this one is.]

most heroes end up havin to deal with that at some point or another. but he's not the only hero shovin around the "mercy" idea when it comes to beasts. got a whole sect buildin up around it.

tsk, that brat. asshole really tried to kill me.

[That's not going through his head 24/7? News to this guy. Dabi is a formidable person regardless if he knows cool nerd trivia or not and even Shigaraki has to note that.]

They've been taught that shit, that's why. It's stupid. Burn me to ash if I turn. I'll just come back anyway. So you don't like the idea of giving mercy, is that it? Or you just don't like they didn't let you do things your way?

I heard. He came out with the whole thing. You could've told me.

[no. it's usually a lot more focused around endeavor and revenge and why the fuck am i surrounded by idiots? he never got he the chance to be a nerd. well, the fun kind. school nerd, yep. had to make daddy proud with his grades. maybe he'd get noticed.]

if ya turn? really think you'd become a hero or somethin? might be fun to watch. helpin little old ladies across the road. rakin people's lawns. gettin cats outta trees.

oh wait... ya already did offer to be everyone's hero. how'd that work out for ya, mr. escort?

mostly b. if ya kill a beast, ya painted "wrong" for it in their eyes. a heartless bastard, all cause you didn't try to save somethin that's already too gone to reason with. it's more effort, stress, and resources to try and save those monsters.

waste of fuckin time.

he came out with it? to the network or just to you?

I meant into a beast, asshole.

[NEVER MIND. DIE IN ANOTHER FIRE.]

That's what I'm saying, if they're that stupid let them get rampaged on but the idea of a civil war sounds even better. Good for your business, too.

Just me.

ya already a beast. transformin might be an improvement.

[you started the shittalk. you're gonna take the shittalk.]

it does. but unless they start pushin the original hunters or makin their ideals obnoxious, it might be a slow burn. we'd need more instances like the green kid.

what, are you his fuckin confidant or somethin?

I see you're still trying your hand at your stand up comedy routine.

[You're not his mom, he can do whatever he wants.]

So make more. There's more than one beast out there. If I had to choke back the bile, I would to be able to say you've done that before successfully. Do it again. Find a moron to put in dangers way and if they get killed? Then maybe they should've killed the monster first. If they don't? Should've killed it to stop it from maybe killing them.

You're not the only one with side hustles going on, Dabi.

i got good source material.

[heaven forbid he ever give you an order then.]

that's the idea. dunno if i'm gonna have to set it up or if it'll happen on its own naturally. i'm gonna work with the hunters more closely and see where they stand. ain't gonna waste my time on something without much promise. but drivin in that point? yeah. wanna make them think on whether it's really worth it to go this far.

whatcha want with that kid?

I always did take you for the clown type.

[Dabi can try to give him an order, but if Shigaraki doesn't want to do it. God help him, the stubborn will come out.]

I'll keep my hands out, but it looks like fun and I like the possible outcome. Let me know if your slow burn is too low fuel. I'll help, like the good Samaritan I am. What happens after? You just enjoy the fallout or is it to some end?

Nothing, I'm testing which link in the chain wants to give way first. You have your hunter project, I have mine. I'll leave Midoriya out of it if you take the unspoken embargo off finding out what sort of link your brother is.

show's how good ya read of character is.

[his only order to shigaraki has been "urusei" when he's irritable. well, does "no, not doin that" count as an order?]

ya welcome to join in. i'm only noticin the embers. sure ya ain't agreeable to people callin ya out for offin those monsters. ya never were one for... what's that phrase ya use... goody two shoes? if ya ever huntin a beast with other people, bring it up and see what happens.

you're an idiot if ya think that brat's gonna be the weakest link. unless ya wanna get shown up again. go for the girl. outta the four, she'll crack first.

why the hell do ya think i got anythin special on the green kid?

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