charlastan: Razzle Dazzle - Chicago (Above the roar?)
Stanley Pines ([personal profile] charlastan) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-09-30 01:10 am

Video; un: MrMurdery

[Stan is broadcasting from what some might recognize as the interior of the Murder Hut. Throughout the month Stan's been working on repairs because it's a good way to get rid of all that bloodsport energy and also the humming endless anxiety about how October is coming.

But when he gets on camera, he's grinning! He's kind of tired around the edges, but he's chipper at least!
]

Hello, Trench! It's your local Mr. Murder-y here!

[He waves, like it's an infomercial!]

Mark your calendars, folks! The Murder Hut is returning November 1st! That's right; we're absolutely not messing around with October here at the Hut. Once whatever's gonna happen happens, we'll be open for business!

[The windows directly behind Stan are pre-emptively boarded up, in fact. You know...just in case. It's fine.]

Anyway! I'm looking for unpaid labor to help me fix up the Murder Hut to get ready for our grand reopening. It's still pretty busted from that time I got eaten by a giant worm. Now, where are all those teenagers I've come to know and tolerate?

[He mimes like he's squinting out into an audience. Surely someone will turn up to help him with a pitch like that, right?]
shiro2hero: (right ok pretend to listen and look cool)

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[personal profile] shiro2hero 2021-09-30 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Bringing back the puns?

[He remembers those. Fondly. Very fondly. Please say they're coming back and he'll be your beefy dorito arms.]

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zib: (ain't got no money for the nice things)

video | un: agentmothman

[personal profile] zib 2021-09-30 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what's wrong with October?

[Guess who hasn't been told why October might get real bad here yet.]

Also you... got eaten by a giant worm? Seriously?

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laminae: (yell)

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[personal profile] laminae 2021-09-30 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ready to help with whatever you need!

[Of course he is, he'll always help Stan out when he needs it. There's something that's got him a little concerned, though.]

But you don't look so good. You okay?

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hauntedsavior: (analyze your apathy)

text; username: grollschwert

[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2021-09-30 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, quick question.
Why do we have a hut for murders?
Edited 2021-09-30 13:49 (UTC)

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onekindsoul: (pic#15034862)

Video | UN: ClickClickBloom

[personal profile] onekindsoul 2021-09-30 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my gosh! It's coming back, back again, back in black!
Murder Hut 2: Electric Boogaloo.

And right after my birthday too, what more could a girl ask for?
Count me in on any help you need!

Even if you need a like a blanket or something to take a nap.
imaglyphwitch: (with my fav owl)

Video UN: glyphywitchy

[personal profile] imaglyphwitch 2021-09-30 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, yes! I can't wait! Now that I live in a house with its own collection of bones, it'll be good to see yours again!

I'm ready to help when you need me!

[Private]

How are you doing. Mr. Pines? You look a bit worn out.
Edited 2021-09-30 19:35 (UTC)
droptheious: (Well played)

un: trienemybest; video

[personal profile] droptheious 2021-09-30 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Good. I'm so glad to hear this thing is coming back.

[He sounds so thrilled. The most thrilled anyone can ever be about a thing in the history of ever. ]
imaglyphwitch: (Not easily FOOLED)

Re: un: trienemybest; video

[personal profile] imaglyphwitch 2021-09-30 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Varian, don't be a fart.

Your boyfriend has a bone museum in his room, how's Stan's any different?

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tw: skinning cryptids idek

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onerthes: (04)

Video: UN - Runeseeker

[personal profile] onerthes 2021-09-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[She was laughing gayly. Oh yes, she was glad this silliness was returning. No, seriously, they needed a good laugh and not to take themselves too seriously.]

Oh you're doing it again? Wonderful. Cellar Door per chance or where are you getting set up?

...

And November is wise.

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schoolingfish: (Um...actually human)

video; UN: seeingtheworld

[personal profile] schoolingfish 2021-09-30 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Murder Hut? What's the 'Murder Hut'?

[He's assuming if this guy is advertising it openly, it's not just a hut where he murders people.]

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justoscar: (hopeful)

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[personal profile] justoscar 2021-10-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's back!? For us Trenchies!?

[The boy, prone to unfortunate levels of seriousness, was beaming in both relief and goofy teenage delight.]

I'm so glad you're not changing the name! You know what I can do, so call if you need any help Mr. Stan!

[Never mind that he's.... still dating your nephew and is probably over frequently enough anyway. Though some of those visits might have been through a 1990s style sitcom window entry.

Birds. Anything that opens is a door.]

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azurestar: (wait a minnit)

video | un: sharpshooter

[personal profile] azurestar 2021-10-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, how'd I miss a place called the Murder Hut? What even do you sell at a place with a name like that?
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lightthedarkness: (Usagi) (Cute but ditzy)

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[personal profile] lightthedarkness 2021-10-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Seems a lot of things got brought over. I'm glad to see your home is in one piece, Stan-san!

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