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deernet2021-09-30 01:10 am
charlastan) wrote in deernet2021-09-30 01:10 am
Video; un: MrMurdery
[Stan is broadcasting from what some might recognize as the interior of the Murder Hut. Throughout the month Stan's been working on repairs because it's a good way to get rid of all that bloodsport energy and also the humming endless anxiety about how October is coming.
But when he gets on camera, he's grinning! He's kind of tired around the edges, but he's chipper at least!]
Hello, Trench! It's your local Mr. Murder-y here!
[He waves, like it's an infomercial!]
Mark your calendars, folks! The Murder Hut is returning November 1st! That's right; we're absolutely not messing around with October here at the Hut. Once whatever's gonna happen happens, we'll be open for business!
[The windows directly behind Stan are pre-emptively boarded up, in fact. You know...just in case. It's fine.]
Anyway! I'm looking for unpaid labor to help me fix up the Murder Hut to get ready for our grand reopening. It's still pretty busted from that time I got eaten by a giant worm. Now, where are all those teenagers I've come to know and tolerate?
[He mimes like he's squinting out into an audience. Surely someone will turn up to help him with a pitch like that, right?]
But when he gets on camera, he's grinning! He's kind of tired around the edges, but he's chipper at least!]
Hello, Trench! It's your local Mr. Murder-y here!
[He waves, like it's an infomercial!]
Mark your calendars, folks! The Murder Hut is returning November 1st! That's right; we're absolutely not messing around with October here at the Hut. Once whatever's gonna happen happens, we'll be open for business!
[The windows directly behind Stan are pre-emptively boarded up, in fact. You know...just in case. It's fine.]
Anyway! I'm looking for unpaid labor to help me fix up the Murder Hut to get ready for our grand reopening. It's still pretty busted from that time I got eaten by a giant worm. Now, where are all those teenagers I've come to know and tolerate?
[He mimes like he's squinting out into an audience. Surely someone will turn up to help him with a pitch like that, right?]
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[A pause.]
...Wait, can you eat again? Did you ever figure that out here?
[He knows he couldn't for a bit, so they don't have to do food.]
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Oh, I found my scout badge. So it's still using magic, but I can at least kind of eat like a normal person.
[It's definitely better than nothing.]
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[Perfect! No need to feel guilty!]
How about this - loser has to make something of the winner's choosing! Whatever dumb food they want!
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Cool! Then it's a bet! Man, you're gonna go down!
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[Or whatever else he dreams up in the moment! Pancakes sound pretty good right about now though.]