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Reaper ([personal profile] no_reload) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-09-09 07:01 pm

Just duck things

[The video starts in Disaster House, so there's quite the odd assortment of skulls, weaponry and nick-knacks that are obviously visible in the background. Reaper was just putting the finishing touches on a braid for Ahiru's hair, adding a bright yellow bow to the end of it which matched her yellow dress that she wore.

She was seated and he seemed to loom over her sunny self like a dark shadow, but unlike other times he might make a network appearance, he was issuing a low growling hum of a tune as he finished setting the scene that he decided was best.

Wraith, who was recording early on purpose, finally made a low sonorous cry to announce that things were under way.

Reaper looked up from where he was fussing a bit with some of her hair that defied gravity and immediately crossed his arms over his chest to be menacing. He also made certain to send Wraith a scathing look before he was clearing his throat in a raspy growl.]


I’m cooking you the next time you record without a cue, Wraith. [He forced himself to relax.] Are you ready, Ahiru?

[She shifted in her seat, smiling at the peacock and giving an awkward little wave at the Omen.] I-I think so, Mr. Reaper. If you’re sure…

[He set his gloved hands on her shoulders lightly, but anyone else might see the gesture as menacing or maybe just overprotective. He’d promised he’d do this, and now he had worked himself up to just getting to it.] Greetings, Sleepers. Many of you know young Ahiru here, and if you don’t, well, consider this an introduction. Don’t get ideas about hurting her because I will remove your skin with a grapefruit spoon….

[Ahiru stared with a twitching brow, patting his hand lightly.] Mr. Reaper…

Ah. Right, to the crux of this post. Ahiru is seeking love in these parts, as she should. If anyone considers themselves worthy enough to take her for a nice gallivant, step up now. [He pointed an accusing finger.] The rules are: she must be home by nine. She must be unscathed. She must be happy. If any of you dare bring her home unhappy, there will be consequences. [Another pointed finger at the Omen recording.] And keep your hands in your pockets, gentlemen. This is for love not a touchy-feely opportunity

[Ahiru has started that awkward kind of laugh that kids get when their parents are embarrassing them, now avoiding looking at Wraith. Soon enough, Ahiru begins to fidget for a moment before looking at the camera with a smile.] Uhm, this is just — I mean, hi! My name is Ahiru. I practice ballet. I like music and uhm . . . bread! I'm also kind of a duck really, but I'm also a girl and maybe we could . . . spend time together? [She sneaks a glance at Reaper, a little emboldened.] But I have to be back by nine!

[Reaper issued a low chuckle and patted her lightly on the head. It was as close to fondness he might show anyone publicly.] As the lady says. Don’t be shy… [He ends his part with a dangerous laugh.]



[OOC: Reaper is in red & Ahiru is in yellow. One or both of them may reply to comments.]
the_obedient_servant: (* It feels like flying...)

un: GoldenFlowers, video

[personal profile] the_obedient_servant 2022-09-10 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I think perhaps Reaper is killing your chances in addition to any unruly suitors.

[Chara is also very happy to join in on killing anyone for hurting a hair on Ahiru's head, of course, but they're not so sappy as to say it out loud!!]

What prompted this?
danserai: human (215)

[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Uhm. I just thought . . . you know . . . that maybe it was possible. For someone like me. And it couldn't hurt to try.
anagnorises: (39)

1/?

[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the weirdest domestic scene he can think of witnessing, which is honestly saying something. But 'Mr. Reaper' actually seems to be good at braiding hair? It's a nice look for Ahiru..]
anagnorises: (75)

2/?

[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
["looking for love"?]
anagnorises: (38)

3/?

[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
["LOOKING FOR LOVE"?]
anagnorises: (79)

4/5

[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not that he wants her to keep dwelling on Mytho when it'll just lead to guilt over how they can't do anything, and she does deserve to just get to be herself, but-]
the_obedient_servant: (* Today I caw.)

[personal profile] the_obedient_servant 2022-09-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it's possible for someone like you. [Ahiru is, factually, just... very loveable.

They wonder if this is a ploy to make Fakir jealous. If yes, they approve. Get his ass.]
Well, I suppose it can't be helped then.
anagnorises: (37)

done [video]

[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT?
danserai: human (189)

[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think it's a bad idea, do you?

[ but they worked so hard! ]
danserai: human (230)

[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ why is he yelling. ]

WHAT?!

[ why is she yelling?? ]
Edited 2022-09-10 02:28 (UTC)
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[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Where did this come from?

[It's only half-yelling now?]
albtraum: (22)

voice | un: nachtnebel

[personal profile] albtraum 2022-09-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
( queue one singsongy baritone sounding creature and its very important priorities: )

How sharp is your grapefruit spoon? ( It sounds very inefficient, but painful. Theoretically. )
the_obedient_servant: (* I know it's just a game.)

[personal profile] the_obedient_servant 2022-09-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. [They smile, only a little mischievous.]

In fact, I must take you up on the offer, as your partner in crime solving. Where would you like to go on our date?

[Time to make Fakir SO miserable. They've read romance manga, they've seen Frisk go on pretend dates with skeletons and lizards, they can date a duck for the sake of being a good wingman.]
danserai: human (20)

[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's just something Mr. Reaper and I talked about . . . just to try out?
the_obedient_servant: (* Fallacies and things that scare me.)

[personal profile] the_obedient_servant 2022-09-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
If you do end up skinning any of them with a grapefruit spoon, I'd like an invitation.

She's my assistant.
danserai: (146)

[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Reaper takes good care of the cutlery, if that's what you mean?
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[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ her cheeks tinge a soft pink. ]

Oh . . . I guess a picnic would be nice?

[ mytho and rue did picnics. ]
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[personal profile] albtraum 2022-09-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Delightful. ( And yet. ) I hope there's no need to use it.
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[personal profile] anagnorises 2022-09-10 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
So you're Mr. Reaper. [His expression flits through confusion, indignation, and embarrassment before settling on the always comfortable choice: glaring.]

I'm Fakir.

[...would Ahiru have mentioned him to Reaper? Maybe?]
albtraum: (37)

[personal profile] albtraum 2022-09-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
( Oh. She's adorable. This is not what it means. ) An important duty, I should think.
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[personal profile] danserai 2022-09-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ she nods with a smile. ]

Mr. Reaper always takes good care of the house. And us.

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