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[munchie]

(On this fine evening, Jennifer Check has gone above and beyond. She's wearing a long, snug black dress with dramatic sleeves and a plunging neckline. She's straightened her hair until it gleams and was wearing heavy, dark make-up that made her look somewhere between dead and godly.

She's posing with purpose in front of the camera in a very red club.

It takes about three seconds for her to break character. A wide grin breaks open across her face.)

What do you guys think? I made a club! (Insert bouncy shriek of excitement. She becomes self-aware a second later and clears her throat, gesturing around her.)

Welcome to Devil's Dive. (She gestures at the camera and it begins to follow her smoothly. Clearly this is her Omen filming.)

Here we have the bar where you can get yummy drinks and nachos. I make killer nachos. And over here are a bunch of couches and pillows. I'm totally planning to host big sleep overs - the first one this Saturday!

(The camera zooms out and Jennifer gestures at a massive wall that seems to have been blacked out.)

But here's the main feature. I'll be hosting movie nights every weekend. And since it's October that means it's Halloween every day. And! If you come in a costume - (She gestures to her obvious Morticia Addams costume.)

You will get a free drink!

(Pretty sweet deal, huh?)

Okay, so, I'll leave the movies we'll be watching this month down below. It'll be a bitching time. Hope to see you cuties here! (....And on that note, her playfulness drops off:) No fuggos or creeps allowed. I'll throw you out myself.


Annnnyway~*! Happy first day of Halloween!



(The feed clicks off and attached is the upcoming line-up:)

Oct 1-3rd: FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND

🎃 The Addams Family
🎃 Beetlejuice
🎃 Hocus Pocus
🎃 Rosemary's Baby
🎃 The Omen
🎃 House of a 1000 Corpses

Oct 8-10: VAMPIRES

🎃 From Dusk Til Dawn
🎃 Queen of the Damned
🎃 Interview with a Vampire
🎃 Van Helsing
🎃 Underworld
🎃 Lost Boys

Oct 15-17: FUCKING CLASSICS

🎃 Evil Dead
🎃 Nightmare on Elmstreet 2
🎃 Candyman
🎃 Bride of Chucky
🎃 The Exorcist
🎃 The Blair Witch Project

Oct 22-24: WHATEVER THIS GENRE IS

🎃 Halloween
🎃 The Thing
🎃 Night of the Living Dead
🎃 Teeth
🎃 Idle Hands
🎃 Shaun of the Dead

Oct 29-31: SCREAM QUEENS

🎃 Carrie
🎃 Suspiria
🎃 Scream
🎃 Hellraiser
🎃 The Ring
🎃 The Silence of the Lambs

Comments

[munchie]

Right?!

(No, she really agrees with him. She was from the era of movies where things like the Exorcist had begun to age quite a bit and some parts of it just got her going.)

There's something about a little girl puking all over a priest that just gets me every time. Regan's a total icon.

[eudaimonikos]

[He chuckles, propping his chin on a hand.]

Oh, it was all the rage for a little while. The puking, the head thing, the whole package. [There's a moment of consideration.] I don't think I can spin my head around...

[He may not, technically speaking, have any bones, but the entire purpose of the skinsuit is to mimic a human body, skeleton included.]

comes in here WAY TOO LATE one day i will not be so late w tags for u

[munchie]

...Have you tried?

(Wait.)

Oh my gosh...I don't think I can either but.

(She sits back and actually focuses. Turn head and projectile vomit, body. Mostly her brows furrow up and she winds up looking like she's experiencing a bad migraine. She exhales and immediately whine-groans.)

God being a demon is so stupid sometimes.

[eudaimonikos]

I could when I was a lava monster. It's just lava.

[But recently? Nah. Michael makes a more visible effort, sort of twisting his neck about as far as it'll go, but the best he can probably do is spinning rapidly inside his skinsuit as a squid. Which would...definitely be something! Not something he's going for right now, but something!

He gives up, huffing in amusement.]

Being a demon is so stupid!