video | thot | devil's dive

[munchie]

(On this fine evening, Jennifer Check has gone above and beyond. She's wearing a long, snug black dress with dramatic sleeves and a plunging neckline. She's straightened her hair until it gleams and was wearing heavy, dark make-up that made her look somewhere between dead and godly.

She's posing with purpose in front of the camera in a very red club.

It takes about three seconds for her to break character. A wide grin breaks open across her face.)

What do you guys think? I made a club! (Insert bouncy shriek of excitement. She becomes self-aware a second later and clears her throat, gesturing around her.)

Welcome to Devil's Dive. (She gestures at the camera and it begins to follow her smoothly. Clearly this is her Omen filming.)

Here we have the bar where you can get yummy drinks and nachos. I make killer nachos. And over here are a bunch of couches and pillows. I'm totally planning to host big sleep overs - the first one this Saturday!

(The camera zooms out and Jennifer gestures at a massive wall that seems to have been blacked out.)

But here's the main feature. I'll be hosting movie nights every weekend. And since it's October that means it's Halloween every day. And! If you come in a costume - (She gestures to her obvious Morticia Addams costume.)

You will get a free drink!

(Pretty sweet deal, huh?)

Okay, so, I'll leave the movies we'll be watching this month down below. It'll be a bitching time. Hope to see you cuties here! (....And on that note, her playfulness drops off:) No fuggos or creeps allowed. I'll throw you out myself.


Annnnyway~*! Happy first day of Halloween!



(The feed clicks off and attached is the upcoming line-up:)

Oct 1-3rd: FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND

🎃 The Addams Family
🎃 Beetlejuice
🎃 Hocus Pocus
🎃 Rosemary's Baby
🎃 The Omen
🎃 House of a 1000 Corpses

Oct 8-10: VAMPIRES

🎃 From Dusk Til Dawn
🎃 Queen of the Damned
🎃 Interview with a Vampire
🎃 Van Helsing
🎃 Underworld
🎃 Lost Boys

Oct 15-17: FUCKING CLASSICS

🎃 Evil Dead
🎃 Nightmare on Elmstreet 2
🎃 Candyman
🎃 Bride of Chucky
🎃 The Exorcist
🎃 The Blair Witch Project

Oct 22-24: WHATEVER THIS GENRE IS

🎃 Halloween
🎃 The Thing
🎃 Night of the Living Dead
🎃 Teeth
🎃 Idle Hands
🎃 Shaun of the Dead

Oct 29-31: SCREAM QUEENS

🎃 Carrie
🎃 Suspiria
🎃 Scream
🎃 Hellraiser
🎃 The Ring
🎃 The Silence of the Lambs

Comments

Video | UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Holy schmoly!

This is incredible!

I absolutely dig the colours! You have great taste!

Gosh! I gotta start making costumes, I need one for every movie night!

Is there a birthday discount? You said Halloween was every day, right?

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[munchie]

(Jennifer positively Beams.)

Thank you. I really do, don't I? (For once, it's less arrogant and more just pleased to peaches about a Thing She Did!)

You do too. (She's only saying that because anyone who realizes how cool red was must have some semblance of taste.)

Cellar Door has loads of cool stuff if you know where to look.

(Jennifer was already picturing monthly themes and all the different costumes she was gonna wear. Why limit it to just October, after all?)

Obviously. You can get free drinks and free nachos. (She doesn't even realize someone might not be from her world so:) Yup. The entire month of October is just Halloween. Everyone knows that.

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[shiro2hero]

You did all of that? On your own?

That’s… that’s incredible! Great work!

[No seriously, color him absolutely impressed.]

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[munchie]

Well not entirely on my own. This really weird-o kid helped me clean the place up.

(So that there wasn't rusted metal and exposed nails everywhere.

She doesn't blush, but she does start to twist some of her hair around her finger. She's used to praises, but not normally from older adults.)

I'm a cheerleader. Thematic decorating is practically in my blood.

(She seems to be silently pleased by this approval, half glowing from it.)

Are you going to stop by for a movie night?

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[chenqing_player]

I'm still learning about Halloween. My first experience hearing about it was last year in the other world and that wasn't entirely pleasant but I think that is the fault of the world we were on more then the holiday itself. So I definitely will come and check out these movies so I can get a better feel for it. I learned about movies on the last world too.

Apparently this holiday lands on my birthday.

[munchie]

Oh, dude, everyone has to learn about Halloween. It's totes the best holiday ever.

(Next to Valentine's Day, but she was biased since she usually got a lot of free stuff on Valentine's day. She seems enthralled by someone not that familiar with either Halloween or movies.)

For real?! (D U D E.) Oh my gosh, that's actually so cool. Really tragic you've never gotten to celebrate it. Do you know about the costume part of Halloween? It's the most important part.

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[no_reload]

What constitutes a fuggo or a creep in your books? I need to know what outfit to avoid if I show up.

Text (cw: rape joke/anti-christian sentiment)

[munchie]

Fucking Ugly people who don't understand basic hygiene and who have probably never acknowledged a mirror their entire life

Creeps are people who give off serious rapey vibes so I wouldn't recommend coming dressed up as a white van or a priest lol

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[laminae]

wow that looks like a place Marceline would dig
are any of those movies good for dates i don't recognize them

[munchie]

No idea who that is but she sounds like she knows what's Up.

EVERY Horror movie is good for dates! They're totally perf for having an excuse to hold someone's hand or snuggle up. Horror practically goes hand in hand with romance. Where I come from most couples would rather watch horror movies all night over romantic movies

They totally get you in the mood WAY better

text; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

psst fern
lost boys is gay as fuck if that helps.

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[eudaimonikos]

Hahaha, The Exorcist! That movie's hilarious!

[sadly for everyone, Michael is currently incapable of doing the head-spinny thing]

[munchie]

Right?!

(No, she really agrees with him. She was from the era of movies where things like the Exorcist had begun to age quite a bit and some parts of it just got her going.)

There's something about a little girl puking all over a priest that just gets me every time. Regan's a total icon.

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[kyley_b]

...dude.

Dude.

[He looks so, SO happy. Not so much because of the club - Kyle's been in maybe three clubs his whole life - but because movies! Nachos! Halloween costumes!]

Uhm. How fugly is too fugly? [Because getting thrown out for being a fuggo is just too much for him to handle; he'd have to hide from the general public for a month at LEAST and from Jennifer forever.]

[munchie]

I know, I know. Right? (She sing-songs this, knowing this was probably one of the best ideas she's ever had.

Despite her yearning for a club lifestyle, it's pretty clear that she's also far more interested in the movie and snacks part than dancing on the clubfloor. Even the music blasting behind her in the video was distinctly more for socializing than dancing.

She purses her lips at Kyle, peering at him through the camera.)

The ginger's pretty unfortunate but your face is okay. I know some people who would probably sit on it. (His hair was actually kind of cool, but Jennifer would rather die than admit that.)

video; UN: seeingtheworld

[schoolingfish]

Oh, that looks fun! I still have a sailor costume from one of the booths when I first showed up, I could wear that!

...but...what's a fuggo?

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[munchie]

A sailor costume would be super cute. (She's not great with kids, admittedly, but who can deny how ironic it is for a sea monster kid to dress up as a sailor? Or whatever he was.)

Oh! It means Fucking-Ugly. It's usually reserved for people where when you look at them, it makes you queasy and you'd rather bleach your eyes than look at them for even a second longer.

(...JENNIFER...)

[imaglyphwitch]

Hey girl! Looking good!

[She meant it too: anyone who tried to dress like Morticia Addams and pulled it off rated pretty high in Luz's eyes, so of course it would be a girl as arguably hot as Jennifer].

This place looks great! It's so atmospheric and cool! Plus, it'll be a great alternative to Earworm in Cellar Door, since that's more for adults anyway!

If I can help with anything, let me know, because I'll be over one way or another!

[munchie]

(Jennifer, like any sane human, loved compliments. She especially loved them about her looks. Boys giving compliments were a dime a dozen and really, she could care less. But girls giving her compliments? She becomes absolutely radiant with joy, grinning broadly.)

Thank you. I do, don't I? (Except she somehow manages to not sound completely arrogant. This time, she just seems pleased with the outcome of her own costume. And obviously this chick knew good taste when she saw it.)

You should totally dress up as Wednesday. We could match!

(How cool would that be????)

Thanks! (Again, she's proud, but not arrogant. This was the most effort she's ever put into anything period.)

That's what I was thinking. I went to Earworm and like, totally cool, but I felt like there were a munch of scuzzes around too. Like ew. No thanks!

(She looks thoughtful at the offer.)

I do wanna decorate the place up more for Halloween if you want to help with that. I like decorating, but this place is huuuge.

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[threelayers]

[She snorted and laughed silently to herself. That whole thing sounded a little young for her, though she could see the appeal. However, a thought did occur to her as she caught the vibe of the place...]

Might be a wee bit old for that place.
But hey, if you're ever in need of a backup bouncer, I used to bounce for a club in the nightmare.
Nobody ever expects the short girl to be trouble.

Big mistake, hah.

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[munchie]

Every good club needs reliable bouncers. I don't want to have to do EVERYTHING here. You're hired.
I don't pay anything though

(Mostly because money did not exist here. But it was about the experience. Or whatever unpaid internships pressed.)

It'd be cool if we had all girl bouncers. I always feel weirded out by dude bouncers.

Short girls are WAY fierce. I'm only 5'4 and they always underestimate you

un: trienemybest; video

[droptheious]

[Varian is categorically not the sort of person who willingly goes out to socialise unless he absolutely has to, but he knows this is probably something Fern and the rest of his friends would love and as such is already mentally preparing himself to get dragged here. ]

That's actually pretty impressive. I'm not sure what a fuggo is, though.

[He's guessing not good if it's being used in conjunction with creeps.]

Pretty neat movie selection, too. I've seen exactly one of those and trust me when you're attacked by an actual prom ghost, Carrie loses its flair pretty quickly.

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[munchie]

It's slang for a 'fucking ugly' person. It's really tragic how many of you normies don't know that.

(She actually puts her hand over her heart and sounds pitying of the fact. Just how sad for you.)

It's basically someone who's really hard to look at because they're so unattractive.

Dude, you need to see way more movies. Update your list. (She's not even gonna ask about the ghost prom thing. She's put some pieces together by now about that other weird town from Maine.)

Duh. Any girl in that situation would. Heeeello.

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[venatoris]

That's pretty slick. Good job.

[ Like, he's not gonna go hang at a teenage goth club, but hey. He'll give credit where it's due. ]

video im so sorry dean srkfjgdsfh

[munchie]

(Wow this guy was a total salt factory. She grins at him, her eyes sparkling with something mixed between hunger and self-satisfaction.)

Thank you. (God save her, she's using her more babied voice. Sorry, Dean.)

I'll let you have more than a couple of drinks on the house.

(Listen, she's used to hicks that do not care that she's still in high school!)

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[ghostharasser]

So, quick question: how old do you have to be to get in?

[Because while he and his sister are FOURTEEN now that does not mean he can get into a place that looks this mature. He does not know Jen beyond her previous cult post, so he isn't sure what to expect.]

[But also the movie line up looks rad and he really wants to see if they can go. And also if. This is a viable date idea...]

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[munchie]

Old enough to walk and talk.

(She probably wouldn't give actual alcohol to a toddler but you never know. She might just think it's funny enough to be worth the moral risk there.

She cuts the joking tone because she does want a good clientele here.)

I'm only sixteen myself. Almost seventeen. (Just a few more months now!)

You're plenty old enough, honey.

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[bolstafir]

Dig the aesthetic.

[Qrow is a big fan of red. And edgy decor in general, given that he never quite stopped having the aesthetic sensibilities of a teenage goth.

There is a beat. If younger kids are going to be in this place, there will likely be comparatively less alcohol, and less drunk people than a regular bar. And the movies sound like fun.]

Any chance we could get free nachos with the costume instead? It's been ages since I've had good nachos.

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[munchie]

(Oh it was this guy. Jennifer doesn't know the exact feeling burning at the back of her throat. It wasn't hatred, but it was something that reminded her of how it felt whenever her dad randomly gave her a call every couple of months.)

Thanks.

(It's a weird feeling. One that makes her equal parts embarrassed and not shy, she was never shy, but something like it.)

I had a theme in mind. I'm from a town called Devil's Kettle. (And she was a demon. Get It.)

Yeah, we can arrange that. It's way cheaper to make nachos than drinks anyway. Does that mean you're stopping by?

Video; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

Hmmmm, it has been a while since I took my mate anywhere. I'm sure this will be the perfect opportunity.

[He's still half-expecting something horrible to happen at the event but that's not Jennifer's fault, that's just how things happen in October usually. He still wants to take Reaper on a relaxing date night somewhere and what better than to a horror movie?]

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[munchie]

(Oh, look at this walking-talking freakshow. Then again, with the eccentric people she's been seeing routinely lately, his appearance isn't as shocking as it probably would have been a month ago.

She just immediately figures he is a huge goth-enthusiast, really.)

Ew, I can't believe you just used the word 'mate' in a sentence unironically. Please don't breed on the furniture. I will make you deep-clean it after and you'll be perma-banned for life.

Video; un: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

Oh my gosh! I'm totally coming for the first and second week! [Despite facing and defeating literal eldritch terrors both in Deerington and back home, Usagi is a wimp with horror movies.]

Also! I'M TOTALLY COMING IN MY KIGURUMIS! I HAVE A BLACK CAT AND MIMIKYU.

Also, looking absolutely gorgeous, as always!

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[munchie]

Ooooh shit, what are kigurumis? (She has no clue what that is but already likes the sound of it.)

I have no idea what a Mimikyu even is but it sounds cute. (She's completely right. It is adorable.

She positively beams at the compliment, her shoulders going up.)

Thank you. It is a good look, isn't it? (Man, this video was one of the best things she has ever done for her self-esteem. Note to self: exclusively post videos from here onward.)

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[vibing]

so is this some kind of trap

[ you know, because the last time jen posted on the network, she wanted to eat someone ]

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[munchie]

LOL no. There are way less labor-intensive ways to trap some idiot alone with me than building an entire club, dude. Have you ever flirted with a boy do you know how easy it is to distract him

They're like cats with a laser pointer except instead of a laser pointer it's tits

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[kroenleinia]

I've...never been to a club, but that sounds pretty cool. [She can just sit in a corner and read and eat nachos right? Right.]

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[munchie]

Well! Clearly we gotta pop that cherry ASAP.

(She's not even flirting. This unfortunately is actually just how Jennifer talks.)

Bring your ladyfriend. Do matching costumes. It'd be suuuper cute.

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[findingtruth]

This... looks really fun. You've done an amazing job. I'll have to check it out sometime.

[munchie]

(Oh shit, it's perm-chick. She's actually cuter than Jennifer remembered. She had been so traumatized by the hair that she hadn't even really looked at her face.

Wait, she's being complimented here. Jennifer grins.)

Right? I hope to get some arcade games in here or something, but I haven't seen anything like that around so who knows when that'll happen.

(If it ever does.)

Thanks. You should toootally come by sooner than later. You'd look cute in a costume, I bet. Do you like scary movies?