video | thot | devil's dive

[munchie]

(On this fine evening, Jennifer Check has gone above and beyond. She's wearing a long, snug black dress with dramatic sleeves and a plunging neckline. She's straightened her hair until it gleams and was wearing heavy, dark make-up that made her look somewhere between dead and godly.

She's posing with purpose in front of the camera in a very red club.

It takes about three seconds for her to break character. A wide grin breaks open across her face.)

What do you guys think? I made a club! (Insert bouncy shriek of excitement. She becomes self-aware a second later and clears her throat, gesturing around her.)

Welcome to Devil's Dive. (She gestures at the camera and it begins to follow her smoothly. Clearly this is her Omen filming.)

Here we have the bar where you can get yummy drinks and nachos. I make killer nachos. And over here are a bunch of couches and pillows. I'm totally planning to host big sleep overs - the first one this Saturday!

(The camera zooms out and Jennifer gestures at a massive wall that seems to have been blacked out.)

But here's the main feature. I'll be hosting movie nights every weekend. And since it's October that means it's Halloween every day. And! If you come in a costume - (She gestures to her obvious Morticia Addams costume.)

You will get a free drink!

(Pretty sweet deal, huh?)

Okay, so, I'll leave the movies we'll be watching this month down below. It'll be a bitching time. Hope to see you cuties here! (....And on that note, her playfulness drops off:) No fuggos or creeps allowed. I'll throw you out myself.


Annnnyway~*! Happy first day of Halloween!



(The feed clicks off and attached is the upcoming line-up:)

Oct 1-3rd: FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND

🎃 The Addams Family
🎃 Beetlejuice
🎃 Hocus Pocus
🎃 Rosemary's Baby
🎃 The Omen
🎃 House of a 1000 Corpses

Oct 8-10: VAMPIRES

🎃 From Dusk Til Dawn
🎃 Queen of the Damned
🎃 Interview with a Vampire
🎃 Van Helsing
🎃 Underworld
🎃 Lost Boys

Oct 15-17: FUCKING CLASSICS

🎃 Evil Dead
🎃 Nightmare on Elmstreet 2
🎃 Candyman
🎃 Bride of Chucky
🎃 The Exorcist
🎃 The Blair Witch Project

Oct 22-24: WHATEVER THIS GENRE IS

🎃 Halloween
🎃 The Thing
🎃 Night of the Living Dead
🎃 Teeth
🎃 Idle Hands
🎃 Shaun of the Dead

Oct 29-31: SCREAM QUEENS

🎃 Carrie
🎃 Suspiria
🎃 Scream
🎃 Hellraiser
🎃 The Ring
🎃 The Silence of the Lambs

Comments

Text

[no_reload]

What about those with considerable scarring? I doubt mirrors and them get on well either.

Ah yes, who could forget the sexy panel van costume. Always at the tips of every creeps fingertips as a costume choice. Thank God sweater vests are still on the table.

rip this is so old :| sorry bb

[munchie]

Scarring can be totally sexy on some people. Unless it's totally janked up your whole face and you look like you got blasted with a fucking torpedo.

But that's what masks are for :D

It is a pretty popular one. Ooooh sweater vests are a close second. I didn't even think about those >o<; Total inappropriate uncle vibes. If you have facial hair it's even better

all good :)

[no_reload]

[For a moment there, he thought she was going to dig her way to a bullet to the kneecap, but she salvaged the situation. Smart.]

It's amazing what masks can and will hide, yes.

I do, actually, but I prefer anonymity when at parties. But if you talk in a foreign language, you still get inappropriate uncle vibes most of the time.