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(On this fine evening, Jennifer Check has gone above and beyond. She's wearing a long, snug black dress with dramatic sleeves and a plunging neckline. She's straightened her hair until it gleams and was wearing heavy, dark make-up that made her look somewhere between dead and godly.

She's posing with purpose in front of the camera in a very red club.

It takes about three seconds for her to break character. A wide grin breaks open across her face.)

What do you guys think? I made a club! (Insert bouncy shriek of excitement. She becomes self-aware a second later and clears her throat, gesturing around her.)

Welcome to Devil's Dive. (She gestures at the camera and it begins to follow her smoothly. Clearly this is her Omen filming.)

Here we have the bar where you can get yummy drinks and nachos. I make killer nachos. And over here are a bunch of couches and pillows. I'm totally planning to host big sleep overs - the first one this Saturday!

(The camera zooms out and Jennifer gestures at a massive wall that seems to have been blacked out.)

But here's the main feature. I'll be hosting movie nights every weekend. And since it's October that means it's Halloween every day. And! If you come in a costume - (She gestures to her obvious Morticia Addams costume.)

You will get a free drink!

(Pretty sweet deal, huh?)

Okay, so, I'll leave the movies we'll be watching this month down below. It'll be a bitching time. Hope to see you cuties here! (....And on that note, her playfulness drops off:) No fuggos or creeps allowed. I'll throw you out myself.

Annnnyway~*! Happy first day of Halloween!

(The feed clicks off and attached is the upcoming line-up:)

Oct 1-3rd: FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND

🎃 The Addams Family
🎃 Beetlejuice
🎃 Hocus Pocus
🎃 Rosemary's Baby
🎃 The Omen
🎃 House of a 1000 Corpses

Oct 8-10: VAMPIRES

🎃 From Dusk Til Dawn
🎃 Queen of the Damned
🎃 Interview with a Vampire
🎃 Van Helsing
🎃 Underworld
🎃 Lost Boys

Oct 15-17: FUCKING CLASSICS

🎃 Evil Dead
🎃 Nightmare on Elmstreet 2
🎃 Candyman
🎃 Bride of Chucky
🎃 The Exorcist
🎃 The Blair Witch Project

Oct 22-24: WHATEVER THIS GENRE IS

🎃 Halloween
🎃 The Thing
🎃 Night of the Living Dead
🎃 Teeth
🎃 Idle Hands
🎃 Shaun of the Dead

Oct 29-31: SCREAM QUEENS

🎃 Carrie
🎃 Suspiria
🎃 Scream
🎃 Hellraiser
🎃 The Ring
🎃 The Silence of the Lambs

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Hey girl! Looking good!

[She meant it too: anyone who tried to dress like Morticia Addams and pulled it off rated pretty high in Luz's eyes, so of course it would be a girl as arguably hot as Jennifer].

This place looks great! It's so atmospheric and cool! Plus, it'll be a great alternative to Earworm in Cellar Door, since that's more for adults anyway!

If I can help with anything, let me know, because I'll be over one way or another!

(Jennifer, like any sane human, loved compliments. She especially loved them about her looks. Boys giving compliments were a dime a dozen and really, she could care less. But girls giving her compliments? She becomes absolutely radiant with joy, grinning broadly.)

Thank you. I do, don't I? (Except she somehow manages to not sound completely arrogant. This time, she just seems pleased with the outcome of her own costume. And obviously this chick knew good taste when she saw it.)

You should totally dress up as Wednesday. We could match!

(How cool would that be????)

Thanks! (Again, she's proud, but not arrogant. This was the most effort she's ever put into anything period.)

That's what I was thinking. I went to Earworm and like, totally cool, but I felt like there were a munch of scuzzes around too. Like ew. No thanks!

(She looks thoughtful at the offer.)

I do wanna decorate the place up more for Halloween if you want to help with that. I like decorating, but this place is huuuge.

[Luz was all about aesthetics and honestly? All of this was sending her. She could see that Jennifer had spent a long time trying to get all of this right, and it followed a cool theme and everything]!

Of course! I mean, you're already smoking, but man! That is a great look! Morticia was always so classy!

Me? Aw, come on, Wednesday had long hair and the best evil smile! But who knows? Cosplay is one of my secret powers!

[She hoped anyway].

Oh no, you could definitely tell there are a LOT of things going down in Earworm. The music is amazing, but I think its a place more geared for adult clientele. This is a way better idea! I have to take my friend Mabel to this!

Yes. Oh yes! I'll happily do that! I still have to decorate (and put a ward on) our house for Halloween, might as well help here too! When would you need me?

(Now Jennifer really is glowing. Maybe this girl wasn't so bad after all.)

You're pretty cute too. In a totally dorky way, but you're not completely hopeless. (It's the nicest thing she can think of to say back.)

Dude, she was such an icon. This isn't even the first time I dressed up as her. I had a costume of her when I was eight or so.

(Though a lot more tame than this version, obviously.)

You can totally use a wig. (Though the smile thing might be asking for a literal miracle.)

Oh man, I've never even thought about cosplaying before.

(It seemed supremely lame to her, but at the same instance, she also thought of how cool it would be to walk around naked and covered in blue paint as Mystique...

Maybe this girl was onto something.)

Yeah, people are probably getting roofied like crazy there. Feels like the kind of place you want to go to with a pack. (As much as Jen liked to see herself as this cool, classy adult, she just wasn't actually an adult. Some part of her actually did just want to have a nice place to hang out with kids her own age - like any other kid.)

Who's Mabel? (She stares over her shoulder, humming.) Maybe some fake headstones could be cool. Those are easy to make, right? If you need help at your place, I can always swing by. I've got a fuuuuckton of energy right now.

(Wait, she thought Luz was bad?! Oh well, that doesn't matter, a pretty older girl just called her cute!)

Aw, thanks, I try! (Why did you ignore the peppered in insults, Luz].

I know, right?! Smoking hot, macabre, passionate for her lover! She was the whole package!

(Really, no wonder Gomez adored her)!

I could only wish I could be that deadpan!

You should! It can be a lot of fun, depending on what you go as, and Halloween is the perfect time to do it!

Aw man, I hope not, but I don't know if they'd allow that there. That place is supposed to be tight with security unless you go looking for more adult activities? In those private room, I'm sure you could get away with a lot more.

(Why no, Luz had not been spying a little to find this out).

Mabel is the twin sister of Dipper! You can't miss her: braces, brown hair, sweater and a ball of energy! Maybe even more than me!

I mean, sure we can, but I was trying to suggest that I help you!

(It's okay, Luz, she thought literally everyone was bad. Even the people she loved.

It's probably for the best to ignore the insults. Jennifer was definitely the type of person who would just lean harder into them once she realized they bothered someone.)

I bet she wouldn't put up with shit! Like if Gomez was a total tool who didn't worship the ground she walked on, she'd be outta there in seconds flat.

(She snaps her fingers for emphasis. Gomez was pretty awesome - even if he wasn't anywhere near as delicious as Morticia.)

God, okay, me too. That's a whole art itself. I always wind up laughing or something.

(She wasn't anywhere near as in control of her emotions as she liked to pretend she was.)

Only if you do it too. If I show up to anywhere being the only cosplayer, that'd be mortifying. (Disregarding the fact that she's ALREADY DOING THAT...)

Maybe I should go to that club sometime...(Talk about easy pickings. An idea was taking shape, her eyes glittering with speculation.)

Trust me, I miss people with braces all the time. It's like my brain glazes over their existence or something. (A beat.) Does she snort crack or something?

(Listen, Luz has a lot of energy okay, it's a fair question maybe.)

Oh...(Jennifer's nose twitches a little.) Sure. Yeah.

(What is accepting help without a catch? She has no idea.)

That'd be cool.

[Luz would probably learn this in time! She was just incredible insecure when it came to people sometimes]!

Well yeah, but that's kind of the point! They somehow are just the right amount of eccentric and romantic that you can't help but see they're made for each other! I can't even imagine how long it takes to find the right kind of person like that.

[Luz really thought both of them were endlessly cool and attractive with just the right amount of sophistication! She was a little jealous, honestly].

It would really take someone being a certain way to maintain deadpan. Especially if they had to live here.

[These kind of worlds begged you to have emotional breakdowns]!

Oh come on, you don't need to do much to get me to cosplay! I only wish I had more costumes. That stuff is kinda hard to come by.

[Luz was really going to have to find some sort of way to get the trade options she needed. Man, being poor was rough].

To eat, right? You said that's how you sustain yourself. You'd go after some of the unscrupulous patrons?

[Luz knew that on a moral level she shouldn't be encouraging this, but that Jennifer suffered if she didn't indulge in her diet. That was just the way things were, much like with Claudia].

You wouldn't miss her! She's a sweetie! Cocaine? Hehe, nah, she's just really spirited! She throws herself into being optimistic! That's not an easy thing, but she manages!

[Luz had to note that being a Pine meant you were just going to throw yourself into chaos, whether you liked it or not].

Great! Your place is a great idea, and anything I can do to help it thrive will be my way of saying thanks! Even us younger kids need a safe space.

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