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[munchie]

(On this fine evening, Jennifer Check has gone above and beyond. She's wearing a long, snug black dress with dramatic sleeves and a plunging neckline. She's straightened her hair until it gleams and was wearing heavy, dark make-up that made her look somewhere between dead and godly.

She's posing with purpose in front of the camera in a very red club.

It takes about three seconds for her to break character. A wide grin breaks open across her face.)

What do you guys think? I made a club! (Insert bouncy shriek of excitement. She becomes self-aware a second later and clears her throat, gesturing around her.)

Welcome to Devil's Dive. (She gestures at the camera and it begins to follow her smoothly. Clearly this is her Omen filming.)

Here we have the bar where you can get yummy drinks and nachos. I make killer nachos. And over here are a bunch of couches and pillows. I'm totally planning to host big sleep overs - the first one this Saturday!

(The camera zooms out and Jennifer gestures at a massive wall that seems to have been blacked out.)

But here's the main feature. I'll be hosting movie nights every weekend. And since it's October that means it's Halloween every day. And! If you come in a costume - (She gestures to her obvious Morticia Addams costume.)

You will get a free drink!

(Pretty sweet deal, huh?)

Okay, so, I'll leave the movies we'll be watching this month down below. It'll be a bitching time. Hope to see you cuties here! (....And on that note, her playfulness drops off:) No fuggos or creeps allowed. I'll throw you out myself.


Annnnyway~*! Happy first day of Halloween!



(The feed clicks off and attached is the upcoming line-up:)

Oct 1-3rd: FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND

🎃 The Addams Family
🎃 Beetlejuice
🎃 Hocus Pocus
🎃 Rosemary's Baby
🎃 The Omen
🎃 House of a 1000 Corpses

Oct 8-10: VAMPIRES

🎃 From Dusk Til Dawn
🎃 Queen of the Damned
🎃 Interview with a Vampire
🎃 Van Helsing
🎃 Underworld
🎃 Lost Boys

Oct 15-17: FUCKING CLASSICS

🎃 Evil Dead
🎃 Nightmare on Elmstreet 2
🎃 Candyman
🎃 Bride of Chucky
🎃 The Exorcist
🎃 The Blair Witch Project

Oct 22-24: WHATEVER THIS GENRE IS

🎃 Halloween
🎃 The Thing
🎃 Night of the Living Dead
🎃 Teeth
🎃 Idle Hands
🎃 Shaun of the Dead

Oct 29-31: SCREAM QUEENS

🎃 Carrie
🎃 Suspiria
🎃 Scream
🎃 Hellraiser
🎃 The Ring
🎃 The Silence of the Lambs

Comments

[laminae]

yeah?? that might be good for Varian to see
and me too i guess
he's still getting used to boys liking other boys, it wasn't really normal back in his world
and in Ooo no one really cared so i don't know what the human perspective is like

[kyley_b]

it's not overt, like technically the love story is a guy and a girl but it's like really, really there in the subtext. first time i saw it me and my friends were like ok wow these are gay vampires.

plus it's funny so that's also cool for dates i think.

[laminae]

that's still cool
vampires are sick as hell so i bet we'll both like it

[Though if it's subtext there's a good chance it'll go straight over Varian's head....]

[kyley_b]

sweet. you'll have to let me know if he likes it.

actually interview with the vampire is super super gay too i just don't think it's as much fun. it's basically like 2 gay vampires adopt a kid to save their failing marriage. there's lot of flouncing and stuff, less cool guys on motorcycles

[laminae]

i will, thanks!!

well i like cool guys on motorcycles, but he likes alchemy
anything science honestly
are any of these movies that have a lot of science?

[kyley_b]

i don't think so but i bet jennifer probably has like frankenstein or reanimator kicking around, she seems cool like that.

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[laminae]

[Aw geez he needs to switch this to private so Varian doesn't see.]

hold up, they made a movie out of frankenstein???
dude that'd be perfect!
Varian knows the book, he's got opinions on it!

[So clearly that means the movie version would be perfect to watch!!]

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[kyley_b]

they did! a bunch of times. but i think the old one is the best. there's also bride of frankenstein.

oh dude sweet! yeah get that on the movie roster, then!

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[laminae]

you mean we could have a whole marathon of nothing but Frankenstein movies?

[Clearly Varian would love that!]

thanks man i would never have known about Frankenstein if you hadn't mentioned it
this is great!!

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[kyley_b]

yeah! or frankenstein inspired.

always happy to help a bro out.