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(On this fine evening, Jennifer Check has gone above and beyond. She's wearing a long, snug black dress with dramatic sleeves and a plunging neckline. She's straightened her hair until it gleams and was wearing heavy, dark make-up that made her look somewhere between dead and godly.

She's posing with purpose in front of the camera in a very red club.

It takes about three seconds for her to break character. A wide grin breaks open across her face.)

What do you guys think? I made a club! (Insert bouncy shriek of excitement. She becomes self-aware a second later and clears her throat, gesturing around her.)

Welcome to Devil's Dive. (She gestures at the camera and it begins to follow her smoothly. Clearly this is her Omen filming.)

Here we have the bar where you can get yummy drinks and nachos. I make killer nachos. And over here are a bunch of couches and pillows. I'm totally planning to host big sleep overs - the first one this Saturday!

(The camera zooms out and Jennifer gestures at a massive wall that seems to have been blacked out.)

But here's the main feature. I'll be hosting movie nights every weekend. And since it's October that means it's Halloween every day. And! If you come in a costume - (She gestures to her obvious Morticia Addams costume.)

You will get a free drink!

(Pretty sweet deal, huh?)

Okay, so, I'll leave the movies we'll be watching this month down below. It'll be a bitching time. Hope to see you cuties here! (....And on that note, her playfulness drops off:) No fuggos or creeps allowed. I'll throw you out myself.

Annnnyway~*! Happy first day of Halloween!

(The feed clicks off and attached is the upcoming line-up:)

Oct 1-3rd: FAMILY VALUES WEEKEND

🎃 The Addams Family
🎃 Beetlejuice
🎃 Hocus Pocus
🎃 Rosemary's Baby
🎃 The Omen
🎃 House of a 1000 Corpses

Oct 8-10: VAMPIRES

🎃 From Dusk Til Dawn
🎃 Queen of the Damned
🎃 Interview with a Vampire
🎃 Van Helsing
🎃 Underworld
🎃 Lost Boys

Oct 15-17: FUCKING CLASSICS

🎃 Evil Dead
🎃 Nightmare on Elmstreet 2
🎃 Candyman
🎃 Bride of Chucky
🎃 The Exorcist
🎃 The Blair Witch Project

Oct 22-24: WHATEVER THIS GENRE IS

🎃 Halloween
🎃 The Thing
🎃 Night of the Living Dead
🎃 Teeth
🎃 Idle Hands
🎃 Shaun of the Dead

Oct 29-31: SCREAM QUEENS

🎃 Carrie
🎃 Suspiria
🎃 Scream
🎃 Hellraiser
🎃 The Ring
🎃 The Silence of the Lambs

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A sailor costume would be super cute. (She's not great with kids, admittedly, but who can deny how ironic it is for a sea monster kid to dress up as a sailor? Or whatever he was.)

Oh! It means Fucking-Ugly. It's usually reserved for people where when you look at them, it makes you queasy and you'd rather bleach your eyes than look at them for even a second longer.

(...JENNIFER...)

Oh.

[So...his Uncle Ugo, in other words.]

So...like how sea monsters look when they go into the deep sea and they adapt and their skin and flesh becomes see through and you see all their organs?

I haven't seen anyone like that here, so I'm pretty sure you don't have anything to worry about.

Honey, I don't know that much about sea monsters wherever you're from. The only sea monsters in my world are made out of fake rubber costumes.

(...Probably. She hadn't exactly thought demons were real either and yet here she was today.)

That sounds mad disgusting though. Who wants to see someone's ovaries?

(She sticks out her tongue in exaggerated disgust.)

Is "sea monster" really the only word you've got for yourself?

Yeah, that's why I don't--oh, carp! This is the network! It's public!

I mean...I didn't say I was a sea monster. What gave you that idea? I'm a human kid. Who happens to know that sea monster fact.

[Yeah, he knows she knows better. This is for the benefit of anyone else watching this. They...probably won't fall for this, either.]

(Jennifer was many things. A bitch. Shallow. Selfish. Sadistic. Slutty.

But she wasn't stupid. She knew what it felt like to feel the drive to hide some part of yourself. So. She doesn't blink, doesn't even skip a beat, and with far more social grace than Luca, just effortlessly:)

Anyone who would mistake your dorky ass for a sea monster has some screws loose in their head, kid. Your imagination's a little whacked though.

(She does know better. But she also knew if people back home had found out about her, they would do exactly what Needy did but probably on a bigger scale. This kid didn't have half the spine she had though. She's not protective. She's just practical. The kid would lose every fight he got into and that's just plain pathetic.)

[He grins a huge 'thank you' grin, grateful that she's playing along.]

Yeah, I know. Me and my weird, vivid imagination.

[...and that part actually isn't a lie. He does have an incredibly vivid imagination.]

Anyway, I can't wait to come by! It sounds really fun, and I've never had nachos before!

You'll grow out of it one day.

(He probably won't and it's evident she doesn't really see it as a bad thing. Creative people were legit the coolest.)

Dude, oh my gosh! (Her neutral expression from before dissolves into a huge smile because REALLY.)

Ooooh my gosh. I've never gotten to see someone try nachos for the first time. Everyone in my town has been living off of them since we were babies. (Not really, but hyperbole!!) They are sooo scrumptious. Crunchy and gooey and cheesy and perfect. I'll hook you up. First dish on me totally free but only because you're a nacho-virgin.

Thanks! I'll definitely be there! Do you take hazelnut coffee as currency? In case I want more.

I don't drink coffee, but it's fine, kid. I'll give you a few freebies if you come in a cool enough costume. Or you can bring me some pretty rocks from the ocean.

I can definitely bring ocean rocks!

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