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deernet2022-10-17 09:03 pm
spiritwalks) wrote in deernet2022-10-17 09:03 pm
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I have a request.
Well, a lot of requests. Tiny requests, for lots of people. Not necessarily just tiny people, though — tiny, tall, whatever. That is to say...any people can help. If you're a people? And you're a help? I would greatly appreciate that.
[From off screen, a voice that sounds like Tuck can be heard stage-whispering: "Tell them WHY..." ]
—Oh, right.
[Vyng clears his throat and puts on a pair of tiny-rimmed glasses to make himself at least a little dignified, and he continues.]
. . . You see, Sleepers. There is an artifact of...uh, great personal importance to myself. A relic, if you will, that bears the name of my Druidic family.
But a local has taken stewardship over this relic o' mine. They have offered to relinquish this relic into my custody — but! For a price. Namely, this list of assorted items that I'm attaching at the end of my message.
[With a quiet "this one, right here", he literally places a piece of paper over the camera. "Too close?" Vyng pulls the paper back. He holds it there for awhile. If anybody looks, they can make out the following list:]
DONATIONS NEEDED, PLEASE & THANK YOU
[From behind the paper, Vyng asks:]
How long do I have to keep holding this?
[. . . ]
Is this good? I think it's good.
[Eventually, though, a digital copy is included at the tail of this message, with a tiny handwritten note at the bottom:]
⅁N⅄Λ - oxox ¡¡ǝɔuɐʌpɐ uı ⅄⊥
ＴＹ 𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 ♥
x0xo - 𝓥𝔂𝓷𝓰
Well, a lot of requests. Tiny requests, for lots of people. Not necessarily just tiny people, though — tiny, tall, whatever. That is to say...any people can help. If you're a people? And you're a help? I would greatly appreciate that.
[From off screen, a voice that sounds like Tuck can be heard stage-whispering: "Tell them WHY..." ]
—Oh, right.
[Vyng clears his throat and puts on a pair of tiny-rimmed glasses to make himself at least a little dignified, and he continues.]
. . . You see, Sleepers. There is an artifact of...uh, great personal importance to myself. A relic, if you will, that bears the name of my Druidic family.
But a local has taken stewardship over this relic o' mine. They have offered to relinquish this relic into my custody — but! For a price. Namely, this list of assorted items that I'm attaching at the end of my message.
[With a quiet "this one, right here", he literally places a piece of paper over the camera. "Too close?" Vyng pulls the paper back. He holds it there for awhile. If anybody looks, they can make out the following list:]
DONATIONS NEEDED, PLEASE & THANK YOU
- Virgin blood spilled beneath moonlight
- Sweat from a shop owner
- Nail clippings of a swordsman
- A braided lock of hair passed between enemies
- Tears of a child
- Pthumerian bone
- True love's kiss
- Appendix from a useless person (?????)
- Fur, feather, or scale from a gentle Beast (that was not slain)
[From behind the paper, Vyng asks:]
How long do I have to keep holding this?
[. . . ]
Is this good? I think it's good.
[Eventually, though, a digital copy is included at the tail of this message, with a tiny handwritten note at the bottom:]
ＴＹ 𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 ♥
x0xo - 𝓥𝔂𝓷𝓰
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...This relic is really important?
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It's from my mother's side of the family — a thing of personal importance, I suppose you could say.
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I can provide the nail clippings of a swordsman.
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[He never would have guessed!]
What kind of sword do you use?
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[He's not sure what else to call it. Just a typical double-edged sword.]
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A failure of one.]
Yes.
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[No matter what, he'll still work to protect Mytho.]