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[possessum]

( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

Comments

[possessum]

what is odangos
?

( There is a flash of irritation, but the demon king knows he hasn't revealed exactly what he is or how he functions. Those here might not realise he isn't meant to be challenged in his offers of exchange, so he settles into patience. )

if you wish to propose a different BARGAIN
you may do so formally

( Things have to be done properly, so he'll try to teach this person how... )

[bleedformeplz]

its a japanese snack. rice flour, food coloring, 3 on a stick, yummy!

[While Himiko isn't quite sure if this person is telling the truth or a troll, she thought the latter. Because who carries gold coins here? But, oh hoho~ capping? HMM.]

okay! because ill be sharing more than 1 info, i like you to state 1 fact about yourself for every info? and n o p e, names dont count for obvs reasons, sounds fair?

[she just wants to get to know you a little bit more anon-san. she loves to push people's buttons]

[possessum]

( Oh.... he likes sweet things.... )

you make them
do you sell them
?
?

( Funnily enough, Paimon is feeling warmed by this person's (supposed) change of heart... It seems like they're really trying, here! And this sounds like a nice little bout of exchange. )

these terms are favourable my dear child
it shall be done
we shall be BALANCED
you may PROCEED

( Honestly he just... he just capitalises words that seem Important. )

[bleedformeplz]

ty. ^w^

+1 definitely try them!

You know, never thought about making them before. There are some yummy treat shops with cake and coffee.

naw. i tie my hair up to make it look like dangos.

[possessum]

what is ty
what is ^w^
?
?

( He's going to have so many questions... RIP to everyone who commented on this post. )

i see
that is why you chose that TITLE

( And since dango-styled hair is a fact about this person, Paimon does set forth with his end of the deal. This seems quite fun, honestly. )

i am not a human
but i do live inside of one

[bleedformeplz]

ty is short for thank you
^w^ is the face im making. youll see a lot here, dont worry ^_^ face again, cute right?

[he wasn't the only one asking silly questions.]

YUP. The 'suck my' part is me flipping my middle finger.

[oh nice, another non-human but he's living... this feels like a scifi thing.]

\^o^/

[possessum]

( OH... it's more Short Speak... He's learning a few of those from other people here, too. It makes typing so much easier when you're a weird lost ancient being who struggles with it! )

i see
ty for the WISDOM ^w^ ^_^

( He's learning... so many useful things...... )

^o^
it is screaming
it is pained
?
?

( Paimon no... )