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( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

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[That sure IS ominous!!! But this kid is just curious now. What can he say, he finds the massive variety of abilities all around him incredibly interesting. ]

Conjure. Like fucking magic. Say I wanted 10,000 gold coins... what would that offering look like?

[Probably something terrible. Katsuki may be curious, but he's not stupid. Everything like this always comes with a catch, especially here.

But hey. One coin for an answer that he's not trying to keep hidden away? Its practically free.]

Fuck it.
It's the last part of my Hero name.

it can be coins
or
other things made of gold

( Some might prefer decorative items — a piece of jewelry or something pretty for a loved one. Others might prefer solid gold items that can be of use — a piece of furniture or a weapon. He isn't at all limited to coins, but those were easiest to offer for this. )

for 10,000 coins at once
i must form connection with some one who would wish for so much
there must be a ritual
offering may be
glitter
bones
music
chocolate
nice smells
things like THAT

( Yes, this is very much some magical occulty demonic stuff going on! He's been hoping to start Working with more people again, so even just bouncing around theoreticals is extremely exciting.... )

HERO name
i have seen others speak of their HERO name
it seems very important
did you choose it because you are PROUD of it
or because it makes you feel HAPPINESS
?
?

Other things? Like...?

Say I wanted a golden shitter, could you make that happen? If so, what would THAT cost someone?

Is the ritual the connection, or does "connection" mean something else?
Why glitter? And the hell do you consider to be "nice smells"?

[JUST FEELING THIS OUT, Y'KNOW. MAYBE FUCKING WITH 'IM A LITTLE. He doesn't get to have fun conversations like this often, okay? Mostly his own fault that he doesn't, but that's neither here nor there.]

Both.
It's the shortening of "Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight".
The end of it is the most important part though. That's why I use it.

( The horrific thing here is that Paimon has no idea what that is, and so comes, after a lengthy, weighted pause...... the inevitable and extremely cursed question: )

what is a shitter
?

( Cursed... but listen, even though he's extremely slow as he texts each line, he is thrilled by all of these questions! In fact, showing interest in a goetic entity is part of establishing connection with them... )

the ritual is part of it but there are other THINGS
energy
intention

i like glitter it is very nice and SHINY
nice smells are spicy and strong
FRANKINCENSE
ROSEMARY
JASMINE
SANDALWOOD

( He had to look up the spelling of each one and it takes almost a minute per word... But wow that Hero Title.... It sounds absolutely discordant, which is what Paimon's spirit itself is known to be. Bakugou... you've made such a strong impression with an ancient occult entity! Which should be fine! )

it is a very good TITLE
good ENERGY
loud and powerful
are you a human
?

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FTR I am REALLY sorry for what his presence has done to this post /)_(\

NO it's been such a fun chaotic ride I love it.... this demon just Reading all this drama like 👀