text | un: anonymous

[possessum]

( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

Comments

[Private] (cw: mention of sexual violence/death i don't even fucking know it's Dito)

[syncopathic]

[...Okay, maybe this chick has some hot ideas. Time to up the ante a little.]

Never was a fan of not being in control of my own body, but I can see the appeal.

Stop me if you've tried this one before-- you're fucking someone while palming a blade, and the moment they're about to unload you stab them in the neck and just ride out the crazy death tremors.

If they're on top you get the chance of them coughing up blood right on your face, too. Really enhances the experience, in my opinion.

[opheliac]

whoa cant say i havent.
still a virgin over here
never been kissed
COMPLETELY untouched!!!

toying w/ the dead might be a LIL much for my taste BUTT!!! if thats ur thing, POINTS TO YOU! wont hate u for it.
the blood part i like def. the cutting, scratching, biting, etc.

[syncopathic]

No wonder you have a screw loose. I have to admit, it's been a pretty prolonged dry spell for me too. Almost makes me want to take my own advice and hit up the local boneyard.

Nah, I'm not that desperate. The dead don't give you the delicious little plethora of emotions that the living give you. I'm sure it's boring as hell.

[opheliac]

ive been called crazy once or twice
the names jinx and back home they nicknamed me the loose cannon.
i respond to either so take your pick!

hahahahayeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
if u hit up a bonyard let me know how that goes i guess! 🤣🤣🤣
but if push comes to shove ill just cuddle w/ fishbones. i do it every night anyway but i guess he deserves a lil smooch sometimes.

[syncopathic]

I'm assuming that's a nickname for someone and you're not cuddling up to actual fishbones. Or else I'm going to have to change my opinion of you.

[He doesn't actually have one yet, but cuddling up to seafood of any kind is going to result in a serious point deduction.]

[opheliac]

fishbones is my rocket launcher! he gets chilly at first but once i nuzzle him enough, he gets warm.

[syncopathic]

What the hell is a rocket launcher?

[He comes from a time period in which CANNONS are the height of technology in warfare-- you're gonna have to bring him up to speed on these newfangled contraptions you kids play with nowadays.]

[opheliac]

WHAT!?!?!?1?1
OKOKOKOK
hold on.
im sending a pic.

[syncopathic]

Don't act like I should know what that is, just answer the damn question! Why does everybody have to be so cagey with their info?

[Pot's calling the kettle black there, Dito.]

[opheliac]

b/c u should know. anywhere here.

(and below her message, he will get a picture of her fishbones.)

[syncopathic]

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What the fuck IS that?

[opheliac]

i just told u silly.

[syncopathic]

No I mean like what is a rocket launcher? You're just saying words like you're expecting me to know what they mean.

[He's getting more frustrated by the second. Is this what it's like to talk to him?]

[opheliac]

its a weapon that shoots rockets to make things go kaboom.

[syncopathic]

So a cannon, then. You're describing a cannon.

[The fuck's a "rocket"?]

[opheliac]

that's a lil what a rocket launcher is. but u are also describing me. so both!

[syncopathic]

Does the rocket launcher also talk too much about fuck-all? Because I can't really see the worth in having something like that in my arsenal.

[opheliac]

DUH!! of course he can talk!!
but sometimes he talks about boring stuff.

[syncopathic]

Yeah, that can happen to anyone on a long enough timeline. I used to travel with a baby dragon that was pretty much the same way.

[It really says something that he's less confused about a rocket launcher that can talk than the concept of a rocket launcher in general.]

[opheliac]

baby dragon?
im going to guess its not here?
b/c i want to see it.

[syncopathic]

No, you really don't. He's a huge pain in the ass. You're more likely to get hit by his fireballs by accident than if he's purposely trying to hit you.

He's only a "baby" mentally, by the way. Otherwise he's the same size as every other adult dragon. At least, judging by the ones I've seen in my world.

[opheliac]

he sounds CUTE!!!
if u dont want him let me have him!!

[syncopathic]

Sorry, but he belongs to my other traveling companion, Zero. And as much as she bitches about him, I doubt she'd just give him up without a fight.

She's got a soft spot for him, I can tell. Like he's her kid. Her annoying, dumb dragon kid.

[opheliac]

thats ok. ill just fight her then take him.

[syncopathic]

Leaving out the fact that they're both still in my world, there's a few problems with that plan.

One being that she's an Intoner. I haven't seen you fight, but I'm pretty sure she'd take you apart. Intoners are notoriously difficult to kill, believe me.

The other being that, even if you DID manage to win, Mikhail definitely wouldn't be happy that you hurt his mommy. He'd most likely eat you. I've seen him do it before.

Actually, scratch that. Knock yourself out. I'd actually like to see the outcome of that fight.