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( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

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You give me shit all the time, Bakugou, I'm only returning the favor.

Princess Kacchannel Bakugou D'ynamight Murderolo Explosiva VII!!
Ruler of the Boom Boom Kingdom! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[She may or may not be hiding somewhere in the house now, for fear of a surprise attack. But whatever, the network can bear witness to these two chucklefucks in love.]

[Attached is an image.

It's Dinomight. With Katsuki's hand around the neck of the stuffed animal, holding him up in a tight foreboding squeeze.

Fuck finding her. This bitch is coming to him. He has her most precious dino-buddy hostage. AND, JUST TO REALLY SCREW WITH HER, HE'S CHANGING UP HER NICKNAME. TO SOMETHING HE KNOWS WILL FLUSTER THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF HER.]

Have it your way, Sweet Cheeks. Might wanna come kiss his ass goodbye.

[Okay, the nickname did indeed make her bluster a bit, face hot and cheeks extra red, but HOW DARE YOU?? THAT IS HER FAVORITE LITTLE PLUSHIE, YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER.

In Ochako’s rush to free herself from the closet (obviously the best hiding spot), she tosses her Omni onto the bed and turns on the voice function as her loud and thunderous footsteps are rivaled only by her bellow of—-]

UNHAND HIM!!!

[This is ~~gratuitous flirting~~ war!!]

HAH--! GOTCHA, BITCH!

[There's a rustling, followed by a loud thud of wood on wood. Which is the bedframe smacking into the wall. Then a boom, the sound of Katsuki using his quirk to blast the dinosaur away from the both of them to free up his hands. He's laughing, low and deep, as more of a struggle can be heard.

And then there's one final thud, as someone lands on the discarded omni and disables the voice function they were both entirely unaware of.

Lucky for the network and them. Who knows what these two idiots are going to end up getting into.]

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LMFAO i love his angry faces

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Accidental Voice;

Accidental Voice cont. and end thread