video + action party log! | un: sharpshooter (locked from keith)

[azurestar]

[The feed opens on a pretty tired and lightly corrupted looking Lance (his default state, honestly). He runs a hand through his hair and then puts on a crooked smile. Lights, camera, action! This is a good announcement.]

Sooo, my buddy Keith's birthday was last Sunday and I figured why not surprise him with a party? I mean, after the whole bloody dragon transformation and the sex jokes, I think he's earned it.

[He shoots the camera a grin and a pair of finger guns and then he lets out a slightly awkward laugh that he interrupts with a cough into his fist. Yes, he's aware that was kind of a lot but like hell he's gonna outright admit it. Moving on...]

It's not gonna be fancy but it is gonna double as a halloween party cause if we do it right, it'll be thumping into the early morning hours [he winks], so come in costume if you wanna. Or just come get some cake, hang out, play darts, dance and drink, all that stuff. It'll be at The Red starting around eight. [A pause as he then considers one last thing.]

Oh, and if you wanna get him something last minute and need some tips just hit up me or Shiro. [And with that, he gives a two finger salute with a sparkling, crooked grin and ends the feed.]

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( ooc: for efficiency's sake, you can just jump straight into the party as a top level on this post if you want. Or just tag the network portion. Or both! )

B-Day Party at The Red

The party is located in one of the many rooms at The Red set up for things like medium-sized and intimate performances, dancing and karaoke. Yes, there's a karaoke machine, Lance didn't arrange for that specifically, but he's glad it's there because there's some people he'd like to bug into singing. If anyone wants to jam and can play an instrument, there's a bunch of them up on the small stage. If you play it, it's likely there... or even if you don't know how to play it...

There's red balloons and colorful halloween streamers and spooky lights all over the ceiling and some balloons are around on the floor to kick and toss, as well as a fog machine adding to the spook. If you wanna make more balloons, there's a huge box of un-inflated ones and canisters of helium on one of the tables set out around the edges of the room. Also on the tables is a bunch of snacks, all are halloween themed, made to look like eyes, bat wings and mothman shaped cookies etc., also a very large cake (just replace 40 with 22). There's places to sit as well, comfy couches and chairs and small tables near them and a dance floor in the center. Along the sides of the room are various kinds of halloween decorations like ghosts, fake blood, and most prominently in a place of honor: a large life size felt mothman with a very nice ass. Mothman is holding the happy birthday sign and has glowing red eyes.

The music playing is a variety of thumping dance music but anyone can go over and choose or put on a different track or turn it off to do some karaoke or play their own music. There's also a mix of halloween decorations, a dancing bat hanging from the spinning party light and various games. There's a row of 4 dart boards and plenty of darts along one part of a wall with chalk scoreboards, bobbing for apples, pin the bone on the skeleton, beer pong and a table full of jell-o shots, regular shots, mixed drink supplies, a punch bowl (only lightly spiked… for now) and so on.

All in all, it's a relaxed and intimate setting with the potential for more excitement. Lance had to pay a lot of paleblood stones to get the food and a lot of the stuff here, so enjoy.

Comments

[tempredmental]

I didn't touch your dart!

[Keith's voice squeaked, and then, after a beat, he snorted.]

I mean... [And he lowered his voice a lot for just the two of them.] unless you want that.

[He snorted a little again, and then put his head down on the table to laugh.]

[azurestar]

[Lance's entire body goes rigid for a moment as his eyes widen. Then his cheeks heat up and he starts to tilt a bit. Because that was sure a thing Keith just said and he really had no idea that Keith had that in him.

He must be fucking blasted. And so is Lance, but probably less so.]

Wh-why would I want that? I'm 'boutta get a bullseye!

[He snatches his dart back. When in doubt just pretend you didn't get the innuendo… even though everyone in Trench knows it's impossible for Lance to not get it.]

[tempredmental]

[Keith was still laughing, snorting even.]

What's the matter? Don't like it being called a 'dart'?

[He leaned his chin on his hand, swaying a bit.]

[azurestar]

You're a dart!

[He has no idea what they're talking about at this point, it was just instinct to throw it back like that.]

[tempredmental]

Oh, no... [Keith smirked behind his hand, shaking his head a little, which only made him sway more.] Mine's definitely a sword. It gets bigger, too.

[Stop him. He was horribly drunk. He was probably going to be hungover in the morning.]

[azurestar]

[Excuse him, he's just gonna blue screen mid-throw and his dart hits at an angle and bounces into the drink of someone passing by. He sputters, his face flushing.]

Th-that's a low blow! You can't jus' say shit like that to-to get me to miss!

[Because that's clearly why Keith is saying it. His brain can't process any other reason right now, it would hurt too much. And after a pause, the implications of dart catches up to him.]

And mine is not a dart!

[tempredmental]

[Nope... that was it. Keith started to laugh. His elbow slipped from the table, and he just let himself flop on to it.

That was it.

Just laughing.]

[azurestar]

[He fumes and then… growls before going for his pants to start trying to unzip them to show Keith. That his dick is in fact, not a dart. You'd think he's insecure or something, but he isn't at all. His dick size has never been an issue, he knows it's a good dick. So how dare.]

See? [He points to it as his pants drop a bit.] And that's before it reaches its final form, jerk!

[He is… so drunk. Drunker than he thought. Sober him would never do this. Luckily, he is facing away from the crowd…]

[tempredmental]

[Keith actually choked a bit, and then lost his balance. He stumbled back, bumping into a few people, who pushed him back until he landed in a chair.]

DUDE... WHY ARE YOU FLASHING YOUR DICK IN A BAR?!

[It got Keith to stop laughing, sure. But now he was in this drunken state of shock that it looked like he might just keel over and pass out.]