(VIDEO) — UN: BANANA HAMA ➤ OMEN'S POV

[opheliac]

cw: terrorism

(can one even make out what's happening? there's just a lot of frantic movement. there's a point it does stop and one will spot some familiar establishments. it seems this is taking place in WILLFUL MACHINE and whoever is the recorder is up high like on a rooftop of some kind. finally the recorder speaks, it's a (ooc: mugman/cuphead goofy accent) voice no one will recognize except fang or vi since he doesn't usually speak unless needed:)

Oh man, oh man! I only looked away for a few seconds. Where did she go now?

(well to answer this omen's question, there's some shots being fired somewhere in the distance. the omen monkey screeches and back to the frantic running. occasionally in his pants, one can hear him say,"We might have an emergency! Someone might be hurt!" there's a maniac crackling, too. it's echoing in the skies and becomes louder the more this omen is getting closer to the scene. and finally now on ground level, there are trenchies running from the opposite direction from where this omen is sitting -- luckily, they are darting out the way so he won't get trampled over.

and there is jinx with her gun aiming down at the citizen lying there on his back. is there blood? yes, there is. the trenchie is definitely wounded on his shoulder in which he grips over.)

Please, I'm sorry!! I-I didn't mean to pull on your hair. It was an accident, I swear!!

(all...this...fuss over a hair tug? it's like jinx has forgotten how ridiculously long her braids are. however though, she doesn't seem to be taking the apology but instead grinning wickedly before crouching down to the stranger. the barrel is press hard underneath his chin; maybe it'll leave an imprint there. she certainly hopes so. chewing on her bottom lip, she finally decides to speak...sorta.)

♪ Ice in my veins
I run in the night
Ready to fight
It's Do or Die ♪
(ooc: lyrics here if you want follow along.)

video + action

(maybe [YOU] are out here in WILLFUL MACHINE and saw the commotion and [YOU] wish to stop this mayhem. well, it's too bad. because the moment jinx starts moving, [YOU] will be her backup dancer to her singing and dancing. hope you have a fun workout!

meanwhile, mr.bananas is just recording this still because he is completely dumbfounded at what the fuck is happening. TOO MUCH IS GOING ON!!! oh as for the bloody trenchie? he ran off during this dance number so. at least, he's got away and is safe somewhere.)

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[opheliac]

To make your life waaaay more interestin' than it is.

[ananym]

What makes you think my life is not interesting?

[opheliac]

I dunno. I haven't seen you do anything WILD yet!! — C'mon, show me somethin' you can do besides glow like the sun.

[ananym]

Hm. Very well.

[ in a flash, alucard transforms into a large wolf. ]

[opheliac]

(jinx inhales the most exaggerating gasp known to man.)

Oh my gosh!! — I NEED TO RIDE YOU...! Please, please, pleeeeease?!

(how silly for her to ask this request when the rookery has so many wolves for her to choose one to ride on. but if she has it her way, she would ride all the animals.)

[ananym]

[ alucard the wolf merely gives her the most unimpressed look. ]

[opheliac]

Awww, c'mon! Why the long face, pup? I'm pretty light, I promise. I won't even tug on your ears. How's that for an offer?

(it's... not really a good deal.)

[ananym]

[ alucard growls. ]

[opheliac]

If you keep growlin' at me, you're not getting any pets from me. And I know as a wolf you're into that.

[ananym]

[ alucard switches back. ]

I'm not a real wolf.

[opheliac]

Wait, what? So it was just an illusion or something?

[ananym]

[ alucard blinks. ]

No. I simply do not act like a wolf. I only appear as one.

[opheliac]

I'm gettin' pretty confused. So you can turn into a wolf but you're not really a wolf? Is it Arcane talent, then?

[ananym]

It is a vampiric talent. Many of us can shift into certain creatures.

[opheliac]

Wicked! So is there an excuse why I can't ride you then? I'm true to my word I'm very light.

(the grin she is wearing for him is horribly obnoxious. and it's such a shame he didn't shift into a wolf physically in front of her. maybe one day, he will do so and forget she will literally hop on him the first chance she gets.)

[ananym]

[ he shoots her a dry look. ]

Because I don't feel like it.

[opheliac]

You're fun meter just went waaaaaaaaaaaay low. — Pretty close to me just dismissin' you for the day.

[ananym]

[ dryly. ]

Somehow, I'll live.

[opheliac]

If that's how you're gonna be, then you're free to go to blind someone else for a change.

[ananym]

Very well.

[ she seems to be doing better, so perhaps it's a good time to peace out. ]

[opheliac]

Have fun, Glow light! Do the things that I would do!

(meaning enter people's personal space and purposely blind them until they fall off a cliff or cause catasrophe.)